Chapter 7.5 - Skills Are Painful (Short)

　　I frowned. That`s not my shit.`

　　"Then whose shit is it?" Kearan shot back.

　　It`s not a shit!`

　　"It is a shit!"

　　It`s not a shit!`

　　"It is a shit!"

　　It`s not a shit! Look closer!`

　　"Why would I want to look closer at your shit?"

　　It`s not my shit!`The tale has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation.

　　"Then who`s shit is it?"

　　Trust me, it`s not a shit!`

　　"It`s clearly a shit!"

　　It`s not a shit! It`s a seed!`

　　"That`s not a seed, it`s a shit!"

　　It isn`t a shit, look closer!`

　　Kearan tentatively picked up the seed. "It might just be a hard shit."

　　Oh for fu- It`s. Not. A. Shit. It`s a seed.`

　　"So you`re saying your shit is a seed?"

　　It`s not a shit! How many times do I have to tell you?` I was at my wits end.

　　"Oh." He said, as if only realising it now. "So it isn`t a shit, after all."

　　I groaned. Yeah, no shit.`

　　He frowned. "So it is a shit?"

　　No!` I was practically screaming by now. It`s not a shit. It`s a seed. I used a skill called Germinate`.`

　　He nodded slowly. "Let me get this straight. You shit out seeds."

　　No- I mean, yes, but-` Urgh. I wanted to facepalm so bad. It`s a skill.`