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Calling for Backup

  Knocking before I opened the door, "Hey, we got another person that just found out the Goblin Exploder 9000 has a safety."

  Dropping her scroll, "Oh my god, another one! I wish they would take that stupid wand off the market." Tina said, getting up and following me to my cubical.

  "Yeah, but it`s really effective," I said, pointing to the horrific scene in my bowl.

  Tina`s eyes grew wide as she covered her mouth with her hand. "Oh my god, one wand did all that!?"

  The man at the scene chimed in, "No&well&half of it. That`s not the point. What are you going to do about this! No one told me about that stupid safety, and if they did, I would still have two eyes!"The author`s narrative has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon.

  "Uhh&Ummm... Well, we can give you a refund." Tina stuttered

  The man`s face started to begin to glow red, "You think a refund will cover this!" he said, pointing to his eye.

  "Ummm&er&uh" sweat was starting from on Tina`s forehead as she struggled to find the words to diffuse the situation.

  I guess it can`t be helped. Tina was always timid when it came to situations like this. "Hi me again, I am actually the manager. I was just trying to help our new trainee get some experience. I understand all your frustrations, and I am going to try my best to relieve them. We`ll give you a full refund for the wand because the instructions were not properly explained to you; we will also send you a complimentary eye patch and give your 20% off all magical items for the rest of the year. Now, if I could just get the coordinates to your house, I will have someone send the gold, eye patch, and voucher for the 20% off."

  Taking it very well, he gave me his information, and then I ended the call.

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