So I was sitting there, right, waiting to make my move,

　　And then I was, and then I was giving it to her, raw doggy style,

　　And I was gasping, in and out, in and out, then I was dropping some kids off,

　　When, the most horrible orc, you`ve ever seen,

　　A poet, salsa dancing,

　　The orc came high, I came low,

　　I came, eating a grape,Unauthorized tale usage: if you spot this story on Amazon, report the violation.

　　I came, and here this guy was,

　　Just jamming it into her,

　　Risking, squeeking through,

　　Just, a warrior poet, damn,

　　I dropped the ball, just consumed the whole thing,

　　And, then, the orc`s sword came for me,

　　And I weaved in, and I sweeped,

　　Dagger in,

　　Dagger in,

　　Dagger out, just really giving it to her,

　　Just reaching, so high,

　　My name is Jared, almost fell,

　　This is my story,

　　Just the tip,

　　Not even a dent,

　　Breathe in, breath in,

　　Breathe out,

　　Just huffing it back, a foot!

　　All over her face,

　　And of course the orc jumps,

　　Just leaps into the air,

　　The most legendary, exit,

　　The most, heavy,

　　Warhammer,

　　In the face?

　　And I ducked,

　　Got an uppercut,

　　Right,

　　In the face,

　　And it was not even that bad,

　　In other places,

　　Could have been, yeah it could have been worse,

　　Anyways, we made sweet love,

　　And I made it home in time,

　　For dinner,

　　At your place?

　　Tonight?