Sometimes you gotta punch the air-hockey table,

　　Sometimes fate just works that way,

　　I know a guy,

　　When he was asked the question,

　　He simply said no,

　　It`s simple and hassle-free,

　　But sometimes you gotta punch the air-hockey table,This content has been misappropriated from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere.

　　Sometimes, the fate you really want requires a price,

　　It requires a mistake, a sacrifice,

　　I knew a guy,

　　And when he was asked the question,

　　He simply said no,

　　Four years later he mourned his fate,

　　"Why, oh, why didn`t I punch that hockey table!" He exclaimed,

　　It was unfortunate to watch,

　　As his life descended into chaos,

　　Simply because,

　　Sometimes you gotta punch the air-hockey table,

　　Why? You`re asking me why?

　　I`m not sure,

　　Sometimes the heavens demand it,

　　Sometimes its worth the price,

　　Sometimes, as you pray,

　　Mourning for your life,

　　Wishing for another chance,

　　A way to take it all back,

　　Or an opportunity to float in the sky,

　　Sometimes that requires sincerity,

　　Why did the heavens ask for a punched in air-hockey table?

　　I have no idea.