We`re in the sheets now,

　　I was getting ready, for bed?

　　I was, hmmmm, something wet,

　　Hmm, I was, ah! Bobbing for apples!This tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road. If you spot it on Amazon, please report it.

　　When shark bit me! Ha!

　　I was playing around, when it suddenly got deep,

　　When it pulled me in,

　　The mermaid, really wanted to pull me in,

　　Really, wanted to see,

　　What was underneath,

　　Hiding, in the moment,

　　Entering, the gateway,

　　Slowly, kissing my kitty,

　　The girls, shhh,

　　I was going to sleep,

　　Hmm, what a wonderful dream.