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  Item

  Description

  Shininess (out of 10)

  Count

  GP Value (each)

  GP Value (total)

  Divine Piece (Empire)

  A huge coin of pure mithril, stamped with the image of the Goddess Teresa on one side and a gryphon crest on the other.

  8

  4

  500

  2000

  King Piece (Empire)

  A large golden coin stamped with the profile of the founding Emperor on one side and a gryphon crest on the other.

  5

  85

  50

  4250

  Duke Piece (Empire)

  A golden coin stamped with the profile of some bearded guy on one side and a gryphon crest on the other.

  5

  253

  20

  5060

  Knight Piece (Empire)

  A small golden coin stamped with the profile of a knight in full armor on one side and a gryphon crest on the other. Subpar gold purity.

  5

  1942

  5

  9710

  Serf Piece (Empire)

  A tiny golden coin stamped with a shield crest on both sides. Low gold purity.

  4

  520

  1

  520

  Divine Piece (Republic)

  A huge coin of pure mithril, stamped with the image of the Goddess Nyrie on one side and the image of a tree on the other.

  8

  12

  500

  6000

  King Piece (Republic)

  A large golden coin stamped with the profile of the first Exarch on one side and the image of a tree on the other.

  5

  204

  50

  10200

  Duke Piece (Republic)

  A golden coin stamped with the image of the last ruler of the Elven Dominion on one side and the image of a tree on the other.

  5

  387

  20

  7740

  Knight Piece (Republic)

  A small golden coin stamped with a wolf`s head on one side and the image of a tree on the other. Subpar gold purity.

  5

  2859

  5

  14295

  Serf Piece (Republic)

  A tiny golden coin stamped with a leaf shape on both sides. Low gold purity.

  4

  1235

  1

  1235

  Counterfeit King Piece (Republic)

  A large golden coin stamped with the profile of the first Exarch on one side and the image of a tree on the other. Criminally low gold purity.

  4

  34

  21

  714

  King Piece (Kingdom)

  A large golden coin stamped with a crown on one side and a crossed waraxe and hammer on the other.

  5

  150

  50

  7500

  Duke Piece (Kingdom)

  A golden coin stamped with a tower on one side and a crossed waraxe and hammer on the other.

  5

  125

  20

  2500

  King Piece (Ancient)

  A large golden coin that has been weathered by time, making it impossible to tell what was originally engraved on it.

  4

  18

  230

  4140

  Duke Piece (Ancient)

  A golden coin that has been weathered by time, making it impossible to tell what was originally engraved on it.

  4

  3

  100

  300

  Serf Piece (Ancient)

  A tiny golden coin that has been weathered by time, making it impossible to tell what was originally engraved on it. Higher gold purity than modern Serf pieces.

  3

  214

  25

  5350

  Iron Piece (Ancient)

  A heavy hexagonal coin believed to be of ancient dwarven make. Heavily rusted.

  12

  112

  1344

  Blank Coin

  A golden coin that is completely smooth on both sides, obtained as a result of a random Chaotic Disposition effect.

  7

  841

  18

  15138

  Coins (Total)

  8894

  97996

  Item

  Description

  Shininess (out of 10)

  Count

  GP Value (each)

  GP Value (total)

  Mysterious Pink Gem

  A square cut pink gem that absorbs magic like a sponge. Bequeathed to Keira by Faehorn. Origin and purpose unknown.

  10

  1

  N/A

  N/A

  Ruby (Princess Cut)

  A brilliant red gemstone with a square shape.

  7

  3

  350

  1050

  Ruby (Oval Cut)

  A brilliant red gemstone with a round, elongated shape.

  8

  5

  320

  1600

  Ruby (Emerald Cut)

  A brilliant red gemstone with a rectangular, elongated shape.

  8

  2

  500

  1000

  Ruby (Heart Cut)

  A brilliant red gemstone in the shape of a romantic heart.

  7

  4

  480

  1920

  Ruby (Heart? Cut)

  A brilliant red gemstone in the rough shape of an actual, anatomically correct heart. I`m not very good at working with gems so it came out looking scratched up and a bit cracked. Tasty shape though.

  6

  1

  200

  200

  Ruby (Uncut)

  Raw, unprocessed gems that haven`t had the honor of being transformed into treasure by a jeweler.

  4

  7

  160

  1120

  Emerald (Emerald Cut)

  A brilliant green gemstone with a rectangular, elongated shape.

  7

  5

  465

  2325

  Emerald (Round Cut)

  A brilliant green gemstone with a circular shape.

  7

  7

  280

  1960

  Emerald (Oval Cut)

  A brilliant green gemstone with a round, elongated shape.

  6

  2

  300

  600

  Sapphire (Trillion Cut)

  A billiant blue gemstone with a triangular shape.

  8

  1

  300

  300

  Sapphire (Pear Cut)

  A brilliant blue gemstone with a pear shape.

  6

  4

  325

  1300

  Sapphire (Uncut)

  Raw, unprocessed gems that haven`t had the honor of being transformed into treasure by a jeweler.

  5

  2

  200

  400

  Diamond (Asscher Cut)

  A brilliant translucent gemstone with a regular octagon shape.

  10

  3

  500

  1500

  Diamond (Pear Cut)

  A brilliant translucent gemstone with a pear shape.

  9

  1

  740

  740

  Black Pearl

  An ominous black gem, perfectly round and smooth.

  7

  6

  450

  2700

  Midnight Ruby (Emerald Cut)

  A magical red gemstone that glows with an inner light. It has an elongated rectangular shape. Intended for magic item crafting.

  9

  1

  650

  650

  Midnight Ruby (Uncut)

  A magical red gemstone that glows with an inner light. It hasn`t been cut, faceted, or polished yet. Useable as an alchemical ingredient.

  3

  1

  825

  825

  Star Sapphire (Uncut)

  A magical blue gemstone that glows with an inner light. It hasn`t been cut, faceted, or polished yet. Useable as an alchemical ingredient. Very rare.

  5

  1

  1300

  1300

  Rainbow Emerald (Pear Cut)

  A magical multi-colored gemstone that glows with an inner light. It has a pear shape. Intended for magic item crafting.

  10

  3

  960

  2880

  Pure Pearl

  A magical white gemstone that glows with a serene, soothing light. It is perfectly round and smooth. Useable as alchemical ingrredient.

  8

  2

  800

  1600

  Common gems

  A collection of peridots, opals, citrines, garnets, and other shiny stones of lesser value

  5

  51

  50~215

  6206

  Gems (Total)

  113

  32176

  Item

  Description

  Shininess (out of 10)

  Count

  GP Value (each)

  GP Value (total)

  Decorative dinner plate

  Porcelain dishes with a glossy finish and painted with various flowers.

  3

  23

  17

  391

  Silver cutlery

  Spoons, knives and forks made from silver. Intended for official dinner parties rather than everyday use.

  4

  34

  22

  748

  Gold cutlery

  Spoons, knives and forks made from gold. Intended for predominantly decorative purposes.

  6

  7

  120

  840

  Steel tea kettle

  Ordinary cooking utensil that has been polished to a mirror-like finish.

  5

  19

  15

  285

  Silver-plated tea set

  Consists of one kettle, 4 cups, 4 saucers, and 4 tiny spoons. All of them have been decorated with vine-like carvings. The craftsmanship is exquisite.

  5

  1

  250

  250

  Tableware (Total)

  84

  2514

  Item

  Description

  Shininess (out of 10)

  Count

  GP Value (each)

  GP Value (total)

  Moonstone ring

  A brass ring with a milky-white gemstone.

  5

  2

  215

  430

  Diamond ring

  A luxurious golden band faceted with a small, heart-cut diamond.

  7

  1

  725

  725

  Jeweled tiara

  An elegant silver headband adorned with a single ruby and four amethysts.

  9

  1

  415

  415

  Gold ring

  A simple golden band with no gemstones.

  6

  12

  110

  1320

  Sapphire earring

  A golden earring studded with a single blue gem.

  9

  4

  560

  2240

  Amethyst necklace

  A silver necklace decorated with amethysts.

  6

  2

  210

  420

  Plain silver jewelry

  A collection of decorative rings, earrings, pins, broches, and cufflinks made of silver. No gems or engravings of any description.

  3

  37

  10~30

  444

  Jewelry (Total)

  59

  5994

  Item

  Description

  Shininess (out of 10)

  Count

  GP Value (each)

  GP Value (total)

  Medium Mithril Ingot

  A block of pure mithril weighing 500 grams.

  9

  5

  1500

  7500

  Large Gold Ingot

  A block of pure gold weighing 1 kilogram.

  8

  2

  1800

  3600

  Small Gold Ingot

  A block of pure gold weighing 200 grams.

  8

  6

  400

  2400

  Large Silver Ingot

  A block of pure silver weighing 1 kilogram.

  5

  4

  220

  880

  Medium Silver Ingot

  A block of pure silver weighing 500 grams.

  5

  2

  110

  220

  Small Silver Ingot

  A block of pure silver weighing 200 grams.

  5

  2

  45

  90

  Large Steel Ingot

  A block of weapons-grade steel weighing 1 kilogram.

  1

  14

  190

  2660

  Large Brass Ingot

  A block of weapons-grade brass weighing 1 kilogram.

  3

  7

  120

  840

  Large Bronze Ingot

  A block of weapons-grade bronze weighing 1 kilogram.

  2

  165

  330

  Large Copper Ingot

  A block of industrial-grade copper weighing 500 grams.

  5

  75

  375

  Artificer Components

  A collection of springs, sprockets, panels, powders and widgets necessary for creating various gadgets, gizmos, and bombs.

  450

  5~40

  6240

  Raw materials (Total)

  499

  25135

  Item

  Description

  Shininess (out of 10)

  Count

  GP Value (each)

  GP Value (total)

  Feathersting

  A Masterwork-quality mithril rapier with jewels decorating the handle. Enchanted with self-repair, increased durability and added sharpness.

  11

  1

  1500

  1500

  Voidcaller

  An ominous-looking staff with a horned four-eyed skull ornament on one end and a large red gem on the other. An Artifact infused with demonic essence.

  2

  1

  100000

  100000

  Profanus Gloria

  A cursed golden goblet created by a demonic ritual. Anyone who drinks of its contents will have their bones turned to gold. Violates the Taboo of Goroth.

  10

  1

  2700

  2700

  Elder Dryad`s Authority

  A perfectly smooth sphere of highly transparent orange amber with a 7 petaled pink flower encased inside. Bathes the user in the magical `scent` of an elder dryad.

  7

  4

  5000

  20000

  Ring of Mass Reduction

  A plain-looking iron ring that reduces the wearer`s mass.

  1

  260

  260

  Ring of Weight Reduction

  A plain-looking iron ring that reduces the wearer`s weight.

  1

  300

  300

  Ring of Lightning Resistance

  A plain-looking iron ring that renders the wearer more resistant against lightning and electrical attacks.

  1

  210

  210

  Ring of Lion`s Courage

  A gold ring with a red gem that increases the wearer`s resistance to fear and panic effects.

  6

  2

  260

  520

  Ring of Intelligence

  A magic silver ring that increases the wearer`s INT.

  3

  3

  150

  450

  Ring of Agility

  A magic silver ring that increases the wearer`s AGI.

  3

  1

  120

  120

  Ring of the Boar

  A magic silver ring with a blue gemstone that increases the wearer`s STR and END in equal measure.

  3

  6

  200

  1200

  Ring of the Bear

  A magic silver ring with a blue gemstone that increases the wearer`s STR and END to a greater degree.

  3

  2

  630

  1260

  Steel Dagger of Frost

  A plain-looking dagger enchanted with the essence of ice. Its magical charge has faded and needs to be replenished.

  1

  140

  140

  Fork of Truth

  A soup spoon made out of mithril and enchanted with self-cleaning and self-repair. Holding it causes the wielder to become inexplicably angry. Origin and purpose unknown.

  9

  1

  300

  300

  Boots of Travel

  A pair of heavy-duty leather boots enchanted to reduce stamina consumption and slightly boost movement speed. Mandatory gear for long treks in the wilderness.

  19

  250

  4750

  Greatsword of Cleaving

  A steel blade meant to be used with two hands. Enchanted with increased durability and/or superb sharpness. Standard-issue Imperial army equipment.

  1

  15

  220

  3300

  Shortsword of Cleaving

  A steel blade meant to be used in conjunction with a shield. Enchanted with increased durability and/or superb sharpness. Standard-issue Imperial army equipment.

  1

  23

  180

  4140

  Soldier`s Plate Armor

  A set of heavy metal armor with fur padding. Enchanted with increased toughness, reduced weight, reduced stamina consumption and increased END. Standard-issue Imperial army equipment.

  3

  930

  2790

  Staff of Channeling

  180cm tall carved oaken staff studded with silver. Raises INT and Spell damage. Standard-issue Imperial army equipment.

  5

  180

  900

  Steelheart Greatshield

  A steel shield large enough for a man to hide behind it in a crouching position. Enchanted with increased durability and toughness. Standard-issue Imperial army equipment.

  1

  18

  245

  4410

  Conjurer`s Robe

  A blue woolen robe. Wearing it improves MP recovery and slightly reduces the cost of Spells and Skills. Standard-issue Imperial army equipment.

  2

  650

  1300

  Teresa`s Charge

  A breastplate made out of a mithril alloy and adorned with religious symbols. Enchanted with increased durability. Also raises the wearer`s END and fire resistance.

  4

  1

  820

  820

  Teresa`s Left

  A left-handed gauntlet made out of a mithril alloy and adorned with religious symbols. Enchanted with increased durability. Also raises the wearer`s AGI and INT.

  4

  1

  280

  280

  Teresa`s Right

  A right-handed gauntlet made out of a mithril alloy and adorned with religious symbols. Enchanted with increased durability. Also raises the wearer`s STR and WIS.

  4

  1

  270

  270

  Teresa`s Rush

  A set of leg plates made out of a mithril alloy and adorned with religious symbols. Enchanted with increased durability. Also raises the wearer`s HP recovery and resistance to all magic.

  4

  1

  650

  650

  Teresa`s Guise

  A helmet made out of a mithril alloy and adorned with religious symbols. Enchanted with increased durability. Also increases the wearer`sMP recovery and provides night vision.

  4

  1

  350

  350

  Teresa`s Path

  A pair of greaves made out of a mithril alloy and adornedwith religious symbols. Enchanted with increased durability. Also greatly reduces the wearer`s stamina consumption.

  4

  1

  600

  600

  Magic Items (Total)

  117

  153520

  Item

  Description

  Shininess (out of 10)

  Count

  GP Value (each)

  GP Value (total)

  Healing Potion

  Instantly heals open wounds and restores HP. Comes in several variants. Low-to-medium toxicity.

  36

  30~250

  5400

  Mana Potion

  Instantly invigorates the mind and restores MP. Comes in several variants. Low-to-medium toxicity.

  20

  50~300

  3700

  Rejuvenation Potion

  Restores all HP over the course of 3 seconds. Can regrow lost limbs. Reduces lifespan. Very high toxicity.

  1

  12

  700

  8400

  Clarity Potion

  Quadruples MP recovery while out of combat. Very low toxicity.

  4

  80

  320

  All-purpose Antidote

  Attempts to purge poisons, toxins and other harmful substances out of the bloodstream. No toxicity.

  10

  90

  900

  Gillsprout Elixir

  Allows underwater breathing for 3 minutes. Low toxicity.

  2

  50

  100

  Keg of Thunderbrew Ale

  A wooden cask containing 30 liters of first-class dwarven-made ale. Said to be so strong every drink feels like a lightning bolt to the head. Extremely flammable.

  5

  700

  3500

  Bladeblossom

  A spring-loaded trap that when triggered fires numerous petal-like blades that shred soft targets to pieces.

  1

  2

  20

  40

  Flashbang

  A handheld explosive device that discharges a flash of light bright enough to stun and/or temporarily blind anyone looking at it.

  3

  16

  105

  1680

  Fragmentation grenade

  A handheld explosive device that sends metal shrapnel in all directions, shredding soft targets to pieces in the process.

  2

  41

  80

  3280

  Incendiary grenade

  A handheld explosive device that covers an area in a highly flammable substance while simultaneously igniting it.

  2

  32

  95

  3040

  Landmine

  An explosive trap that when triggered explodes into a geyser of shrapnel and flames.

  2

  7

  120

  840

  Satchel Charge

  A bag filled to the brim with explosive powder. Detonates when exposed to an open flame.

  3

  85

  200

  17000

  Consumable Items (Total)

  272

  48200

  Item

  Description

  Shininess (out of 10)

  Count

  GP Value (each)

  GP Value (total)

  Fizzy

  The one and only.

  15

  1

  Priceless

  N/A

  Bolt of golden cloth

  A roll of white cloth with delicate golden thread woven into the silk. Excellent for wedding dresses, rituals, or as an alchemical reagent.

  3

  1

  850

  850

  Gold tooth

  A golden tooth pulled out of some poor soul`s jaw. The bloodstains have been lovingly cleaned up.

  4

  7

  11

  77

  Mithril dirk

  A long thrusting dagger. This weapon was forged out of pure mithril by the dwarven smiths of Einharvel. It boasts superior sharpness and durability.

  7

  2

  550

  1100

  Jar of Honeydew

  A glass container full of the addictive substance known as Honeydew. Illegal outside the Republic. Usable as an alchemical reagent.

  6

  8

  350

  2800

  The King of Beasts

  A dragon statuette hewn out of a single block of alchemically synthesized False Diamond. It sparkles and glitters almost like the genuine article. The workmanship is exquisite.

  10

  1

  459

  459

  Ceremonial Armor

  A set of gold-plated armor. Not much use in actual combat, and pretty gaudy overall.

  8

  1

  2900

  2900

  Decorative scepter

  A brass scepter inlaid with platinum and polished to a mirror-like shine. Perfect for ordering people around and then bludgeoning them if they disobey.

  5

  1

  470

  470

  Oaken Shortbow

  A mundane shortbow. Standard gear for rookie adventurers.

  1

  50

  50

  Chainmail Armor

  A mundane chainmail shirt. Standard gear for rookie adventurers.

  1

  70

  70

  Iron Bracer

  A metal plate strapped to the wrists. Can be used to deflect incoming attacks with some skill, but protection offered is quite minimal.

  2

  30

  60

  Golden Skeleton

  The skeleton of a homeless person turned to solid gold through the heretical powers of the Profanus Gloria. Weighs in at a staggering 283 kilograms and 752 grams.

  9

  1

  510750

  510750

  Clothes

  A collection of mundane clothes procured through various means. Mainly used as disguises.

  77

  15~50

  1920

  Looted weaponry

  A collection of mundane weapons looted from the bodies of countless victims.

  1

  94

  80~160

  8936

  Looted armor

  A collection of mundane armor looted from the bodies of countless victims.

  1

  31

  50~200

  2184

  Misc items (Total)

  229

  532626

  Item

  Description

  Shininess (out of 10)

  Count

  GP Value (each)

  GP Value (total)

  All

  10269

  898161

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