Home Genre contemporary Hunting for jade beauties~ A trash novel

14. Send an otter to kill an otter

  Putting on a hoodie and black glasses(perfect disguise) I walk around the neighborhood, meticulously studying the black and white photo I printed on A4 sheet of paper.The reason why it`s black and white is that our highly advanced school printer doesn`t support color. But it`s fine, I can discern the location from this more or less. It`s under a public trashcan, hidden in a plastic storage container. Once, it housed insta coffee, now it`s filled with&...a lot of cigarette buds. Fucking Grimm!However, the buds are just a cover. I turn the container upside down and reveal a small plastic sachet hidden within. It`s half-filled with pinkish grainy substance, and a handwritten piece of paper with the name "Pink Floyd" is plastered on it.Yikes. No wonder Grimm didn`t want to test it on himself. This shit looks sus. Anyway, my job here is done.

  [Quest&]

  Suddenly, I hear sirens behind my back.

  [...updated: escape the guards]

  There was a whole suka* hiding behind the block! (*suka here means a large police van)I quickly pocket the dope and run.I open the minimap.

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  As expected, it`s useless, it only shows the main streets. Fortunately, I know the terrain better than they and I`ve been leveling up the running skill on daily basis lately. I can do it!Destination: railway trench, they can`t follow me there in a car.Just as I turn a corner and another corner, navigating the maze of commie blocks, another suka cuts my way.The narrative has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the infringement.What is this, suka tea party!?

  [Running failed +1 exp]

  All door open and 3 uniformed men and one guy in civilian clothes jump out, ready to fight.

  [OST: Heroes of Might and Magic 3 Music: Combat 4]

  The field between us turns into a grid, and familiar music starts playing.First is my turn, since I have higher initiative. I move towards the top most opponent, and hit him straight in the face, knocking him down.Then they&.move all at once!? Wtf, that`s cheating. Fucking hackers.After being pinned down by hackers, they kick me a couple of times in the head and forcefully drag me into the darkness of suka.

  [BUSTED]"Oy citizen, looks like you forgot who`s da boss here"Said the guy hugging me from the side, like some homo, while the other one was touching me in all kinda places. Finally, he found a tiny plastic bag filled to the brim with thick white powder and smiled, showing off his yellowed teeth in all their majesty. "Owo what`s this ;3""I dunno"They hit me a couple more times, but I insist I dunno, and they let go.

  [Persuation successful +5 exp]

  "Oyyyy look at this prydurak" screamed the guy doing the search "he doesn`t even have a phone, he was walking around with a printed piece of paper!"They all laugh like a bunch of dying hyenas. Tbh their laughter is quite contagious, so I join in, too....only to get hit again under the ribs."So what should we do with you, kid? Bring you to police station, perhaps?""I haven`t done anything illegal. By all means, it can be some sugar or something&"They laugh again. But the guy in civilian clothes winks and says"The kid has a point. We don`t know what that is...we need to take it...for laboratory testing~~"

  [Persuation successful +5 exp]

  And soon enough, I`m literally dropped out at the parking lot, and the suka drives off towards the local mcDonalds, where several other sukas are already parked. I get up and spit blood."Haha...you don`t know mount Tai when you see it"I say after making sure they can`t hear me anymore.Now you wonder, what`s so funny? And why did I get so much exp for persuasion checks before?Well, that`s because I dropped pink floyd while running earlier, and the stuff they took was a plastic bag filled to the brim with Clorox. "Hehe...test that, asshole"

  [Quest: treasure hunt` successful! +20 exp]

  

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