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11: F1, The Fetal Position

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  That`s& That`s good& Yeah& I`m strong now& Way stronger than a leopard& Eat my ass, feline miscreant&

  

  

  Human Level 6

  Strength: 9

  Agility: 15

  Stamina: 16

  Magic Power: 16>

  &No level clear message, huh& Guess I really do have to climb up to the top of the hill&

  Tiredly, I push the leopard`s body off of me. By this point, I think my entire outfit is brownish red. The blood I beat out of LetsFraternizeTogether isn`t visible anymore.

  &What`s the time?

  

  <15:11:00

  Day 30>

  

  0:08:49:00>

  Eight hours. Eight hours is a lot of time. Sure, it took me a couple of hours just to get to where the beasts attacked me, but this time I`ll do it much faster. Superfast. Faster than anyone`s ever seen anyone do it before. I just& Need to& take a small rest.

  Gently, I curl up in a ball.

  

  beams with pride.>

  &That thing again. Listen, I don`t know what or who you are, but I`m not buying. God this, God that, I don`t see you up on a cloud. This must be like with the cantos—in other words, complete horseshit.

  

  looks around for a stick.>

  He`s doing what—

  

  pokes you with a stick.>

  —Yowch!

  That—, that hurt, you bastard! What the heck was that for?!

  

  snickers and grabs a bag of popcorn

  before returning to silently watching.>

  Y-, you&!

  Well, fine! Guess dying`s off the table, boys. The poke was enough to get me to my feet, so I guess I`ve got no other choice. Grumbling, I stagger up towards the hilltop, but only after I pocket my axe again. But before I leave, I squint at the leopard. Its body is still there. I don`t have the time to wait around forever, but I have a feeling that it should at least drop something.

  Summoning the spear, I poke the leopard`s chest. It spasms a little.

  The narrative has been illicitly obtained; should you discover it on Amazon, report the violation.

  In sheer curiosity, I stab the leopard`s corpse around five dozen times, at which point the heavily mutilated corpse suddenly disappears, leaving a chunk of meat and a neatly folded leopard pelt behind.

  

  Basic Spear Arts Lv.1>

  Well, well, well. What do we have here?

  Pocketing the items, I start heading up the mountain, staggering with each step and basically using the spear as a crutch. If I get attacked by another beast, I`m probably dead.

  After a few hours of walking, I reach the part of the hill where it becomes basically nothing but sharp, jagged tooth-like rocks that go in a completely vertical incline. I really do have no choice but to climb. Unwillingly, I stash the spear. At the same time, I also give the inventory a quick look-over to ensure that there really isn`t anything useful in there.

  But that would`ve been too kind, so there`s obviously nothing. I turn back to the rocks and frown.

  To be completely clear, before this, I couldn`t even do one pull-up, which explains why my strength was at a mere 4. But now it`s at 9, which would suggest I`m more than twice as strong. The thing is& I don`t feel strong in the least. But, then again, it`s not like I have a choice, right?

  Steeling myself, I place both hands on the rocks and begin my steep climb.

  It didn`t take long for the exposed skin on my fingers and palms to get rubbed off, and once they started bleeding like a stuck pig, the rocks got so slippery I fell several times, bashing my head on the rocks far below.

  

  Blunt Tolerance Lv.1>

  

  Falling Tolerance Lv.1>

  And still, I continued. Rock by rock, I climbed. The flesh on my fingers was ground down to the point where I could feel my bones scrape against the rocks, but I had no choice but to continue. If my fingers wouldn`t work, then my teeth would have to do. And if I had no teeth left, then I still had my gums.

  Foot by foot. Every time I fell, I got up again, because I had no other choice.

  And every time I looked up, the black eye of the solar eclipse was just a little closer.

  

  <23:10:00

  Day 30>

  

  0:00:50:00>

  But, in the end, I got to the top. I had gotten so close so many times, and whenever I got close enough to see the light on top of there, I would grin and my grip would loosen and I would fall far enough to kill any normal human being, but I would just get a new form of horrible tolerance.

  

  Organ Rupture Tolerance Lv.4>

  

  Fracture Tolerance Lv.3>

  

  Concussion Tolerance Lv.1>

  

  Haemorrhage Tolerance Lv.1>

  But now, finally, I`m at the top.

  And I can see him.

  A shadow. A shadow with eyes that see me.

  His hand stretched out. Ready to be grasped.

  My feet click and clack as I walk, my exposed heels making quite interesting sounds against the rocks below. It`s so bright up here. There`s light. A few patches of the ground is covered with grass, and flowers, and plants. But I`m staggering blindly, my own hand, now lacking fingers, grasping towards his.

  He`s tall. Standing in front of him, I feel small.

  Greet him.

  Greet him.

  Greet him.

  I know what I must do.

  My bloodied and mangled palm grazes against his open hand and he closes it around mine. I look him in the eye, shake his hand, and say, as toothless as any toddler, "Hewwo."

  

  

  points for clearing the floor.

  You have received an additional

  1 000 points for being the first to clear

  the floor.>

  

  you will receive an additional reward.>

  

  Has taken interest in you.

  You have received 500 points.>

  

  You have obtained 1 000 points.>

  

  

  grant some of His powers instead of

  the normal Stage Rewards.>

  

  

  The world has stopped around me. All that there is and all there has ever been is the window, and my shallow breathing.

  "...Yesh," I mumble. Using the stumps of my fingers, I press yes.

  

  <[Fetal Position Blowover(Lv.MAX)]

  The God of Cowardice, who watches

  over those that exhibit caution

  above logic, has granted some

  of His powers to His potential apostle.>

  I see. Okay. That makes& sense&

  As the world turns dark, I feel myself stumble forward, into the arms of the eyed shadow, and everything goes black, and then I faceplant the eternally white floor of the lobby and pass out cold.

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