He and his lies must be quelled! Now that I`ve beaten the second floor, I will waste no time to disprove his falsities and explain how best to defeat this floor!

　　Like a wrathful God, I get to typing.

　　2 floor 2 (BY A REAL GAYMER NO H8ERS ALLOWD)>

　　welcome back frends JUS KIDDING welcom back H8TRZ

　　ok now that all da H8ATRS r gone hers da guide

　　2 totally clear da stage u need 2 eat all da ladies

　　an kill all da birls 2 kill all da birds u need bait and

　　ur eyeballs or othr flesh will work gud so just use dat

　　an then when u get to da door u just say "no i dont wanna die"

　　an u win bt make sure u eat ALL DA LADIES or u dont get da

　　comeplete clear reward which u want even tho it

　　may jus b a ****** pelt or whatevs>

　　And then, we just post it. Now that SharkAttack guy can even learn how to completely clear the stage, so, you know, there`s that. Easy stuff. I really don`t see how anyone could be having trouble with this.

　　That said—

　　Oh! I forgot I was keeping a list of all the ladies. Seems someone else may have found use for it after all.

　　Lady 1669 vomit

　　Lady 1770 vomit

　　Lady 1771 vomit

　　Lady 1772 vomit

　　Lady 1773 vomit

　　Lady 1774 vomit

　　Lady 1775 vomit

　　Lady 1776 vomit>

　　lives irl so RIP i guess>

　　This is going to sound super strange but stick with me.

　　I`m on Hard and I just beat floor 2 thanks to this guide.

　　I`m serious. I checked the boards and on Easy

　　There aren`t any flowers (referred to by miss Kitty as "ladies")

　　But on Hard there are tonnes of flowers and a lot of them are poisonous.

　　Some have antidotes and heal you but a lot cause severe hallucinations and

　　Vomiting and stuff. My buddy [Removed From Tutorial]

　　Ate a "Lady Number 43" and dropped dead. The effects were exactly

　　As miss Kitty described them. Also I don`t think

　　Miss Kitty is dead because now her floor updated to F3.

　　She beat the second floor.>

　　a bat**** guide to the second floor

　　lmao whattttt>

　　&Well, well, well. They`ve been chatting up quite a storm here, huh? As they say, while the cat`s gone, the rats dance on the table. Stolen content warning: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences.

　　But right as I start to write, another few responses tick in.

　　a bat**** guide to the second floor

　　lmao whattttt>

　　She`s totally crazy&>

　　Why would you even make a guide to floor one.

　　Who is even going to read it.>

　　literally schizophrenia or she`s faking it

　　for the attention>

　　They`re all coming in so fast I barely have time to type. But after gritting my teeth for long enough, I`m finally able to get a word in.

　　one can survive hell i mean look at the state of the lobby>

　　Have survived it so far.>

　　it then why haven`t we heard from them huh

　　this would be huge i mean even Hard is like

　　next to impossible unless you`re a literal soldier>

　　an then moved lotz he woulda survivd>

　　Honestly very insensitive. Please don`t

　　Say such things.>

　　I-, I was just trying to be helpful! Geez, talk about being touchy.

　　sayin it like it is i dont c da prob>

　　TrackRecord[F6]: you literally told a

　　guy his friend died cuz he didn`t follow

　　your unreadable guide to "da ladies">

　　I`m still grateful for the guide, since it let

　　The rest of us survive. We were even able to

　　compare the flowers in the guide to those

　　On the floor to learn which were healing or antidotes,

　　Since they weren`t in the guide. That wouldn`t have been

　　Possible without miss Kitty`s guide.>

　　get free heal n antidotes dat is so dumb

　　how u gonna raise ur tolerance an resistance

　　if u jus get healed bet u eet food n drink watur 2 dumb***>

　　There. Owned. Now he won`t be able to—

　　of Normal Floor 7. The GoR was alerted regarding

　　possibly offensive language usage and were asked to step in.

　　PrissyKittyPrincess[F3], what Difficulty do

　　you herald from? If no answer is given

　　your position will be determined forcefully.>

　　We can settle with without that sort of stuff.>

　　questioning the motives of the GoR,

　　I have contacted HerringFerry[F3],

　　Representative of the Hard Difficulty`s

　　Third Floor. He should speak with you shortly.

　　Pray that he will be merciful in his judgement.>

　　There`s no need for that s>

　　Okay, this is really getting out of hand. Did that guy just get, like, executed?...

　　that the GoR is unjust in its governing

　　to the point where we would unfairly

　　execute a challenger?>

　　to convince your Representative

　　of your good intentions?>

　　Okay, that`s a bit too far.

　　man cut it out he didn do nothun wrong b chill>

　　way out of your due punishment simply for being

　　out of our long reach, PrissyKittyPrincess[F3].

　　Once the Day of Grand Conference arrives,

　　you too will receive your due punishment.>

　　&The day of what now? What am I even being threatened with here?

　　Doesn`t matter. He doesn`t know anything and I know everything. I hold all the cards, mohahaha!

　　You will not be able to run.

　　You will not be able to hide.

　　If only for making light of this great organisation,

　　you will be made an example of. There is no

　　question of that. Only pray that your end will come quick.>

　　an i dnt hide from dumb ppl>

　　I can feel the pure seething hatred emanating from his end, but at the same time, I feel uneasy. For some reason, he seemed pretty assured in being able to get me.

　　What if he can? What if he does?

　　Dying in PvP is slightly less embarrassing than dying to mobs or the terrain, but it`s still easily worse than not dying at all.

　　Day of Grand Conference& If he`s so certain about it, then there has to be some information on it, right? Right.