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Chapter 32 - The difference between a genuine product and a knock-off

Binary Soul Exterminatus 5705Words 2024-03-27 18:38

  The difference between a genuine product and a knock-off isn`t just the branding

  > Kelly PoV <

  It all happened in an instant.

  "BONE DRAGON!"

  "---- [Golem Link]"

  *HUUUUUUUUUUU*

  "Breath incoming!"

  "-------- [Grand Barrier]"

  *KKUUUHHAAAAAAAAAHH!*

  The 50 meter mass of dragon-shaped bones released a foul green gas at us.燫ed blocked it with a barrier.

  I don`t know this one.

  "Red, enemy details!"

  "Undead, not a real dragon, Rank A+. Corrosive breath, no other magic.

  Strong against blades and most magic. Weak to blunt trauma and purification! Retreat impossible!"

  "Got it!"

  "---- [Barrier]"

  "I`m useless when it`s flying!"

  I let the others know I can`t do anything in this situation.

  "I`ll take out the wings!"

  *HUUUUUUUUUUU*

  "-------- [Reinforce Barrier]"

  "----- [Heavenly Aura]"

  *KKUUUHHAAAAAAAAAHH!*

  Another breath attack is blocked by Red and Bart`s layered defensive magic.

  Ellie starts flinging rocks at incredible speeds. The bone dragon keeps flying erratically, so she can`t get a good hit.

  *KUUURRAAAAAHN!*

  "It`s diving!"

  It swoops at us with a roar.

  I unlatch the hidden grappling hook in my left arm.

  I swing it at the dragon as it narrowly misses us.

  *CLANK*

  *POP*

  "YEEEOW!"

  I let out a scream at the sudden pain.�

  My shoulder`s dislocated from the sudden jolt, but the arm is attached.

  I managed to hook the dragon`s ribcage and it`s dragging me upwards.

  The hook`s chain is creaking but it`s holding. I order Scrappy to pull me in.

  *KARRAAHN!*

  Crap, it noticed me.

  It bit the chain to pieces and I fall towards the ground.

  "Ellie catch him!"

  "I got it!"

  Ellie appears under me and throws up her arms.

  "Hnnnnng!"

  I feel an invisible force slowing me down. I land with a loud thud.

  It hurts a bit but I`m uninjured.

  "MEDIC!"

  "Got it!

  --- [Lesser Heal]"

  Silver light envelops me.

  *POP*

  An unpleasant sensation in my shoulder, but the pain disappears.

  "I`m good!"

  "No, you`re nuts!"

  "-------- [Reinforce Barrier]

  I`m running low on mana, we need a plan, fast!"

  Red blocks another breath, but she`s unsteady on her feet.

  "If I can grab its spine I can crush it!"

  "Any ideas how you`ll get up there!"

  NOPE!

  Ah, no good.

  The chain`s broken and it-

  Wait, that`s it!

  "Ellie can you throw me at it!"

  "You`ll die if we miss!"

  "We`ll all die if we do nothing!"

  I dismiss Bart`s objections, he nods in response and turns to Ellie.

  Another breath hits Red`s barrier. It holds, but it`s starting to crack.

  "Can you do it?"

  "Too heavy, won`t reach."

  "Kelly, where`s your focusing tool?"

  Why is Red asking that now?

  No, she`s a [Sage], she must have an idea.

  "It`s the armor itself, mithril alloy!"

  "Okay, stand still."

  Red puts a hand on my shoulder and puts mana into the armor.

  It`s a lot of mana, some plates crack from the stress but it`s holding.

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  "This will only last about 30 seconds.

  -------------- [Null Gravity]"

  I`ve... become weightless?

  I`m floating slowly off the ground!

  "Bart, slow it down!"

  "Okay!

  ----------- [Holy Chains]"

  Brilliant silver chains appear out of thin air and bind the dragon`s body. Its wings stop moving and it`s starting to fall.

  "Ellie! Toss me!"

  She nods and starts spinning me around herself, I gradually gain speed.

  I`m getting dizzy, not good!

  "Heeyyyaaa!"

  With an uncharacteristic yell from Ellie, she flings me through the air.

  I`m spinning wildly, I have no idea what`s going on. I almost black out, but I manage to persevere.

  Left chain`s gone, but I still got the right!

  I take it out and get ready!

  *KEHRRUUUN!*

  The dragon roars, and I catch a faint snapping noise.

  I think it broke fr-

  *CRRUUNCH*

  "AAARGH!"

  My left shoulder again!

  I swing the right hook and feel it coil around something. I order Scrappy to pull me in and I grab onto a giant bone.

  Looks like I crashed into its collarbone. It`s cracked but not broken.

  I eject the emergency potion flask from a hidden compartment in the back.

  The faceplate opens and I chug it quickly. Part of the liquid爏pills out, but it`s enough.

  *POP*

  "NGGH!"

  It`s not as painless as magic, but I can move my left arm again.

  Kelly, it`s Ellie, are you okay?

  Wha-? How-

  Answer inside your head.

  I`m okay, I`m near its neck, try to hold out down there.

  Roger, out!

  Who`s Roger and why is he out?

  *KAAAHHHHRUUUUHHHN*

  Ah it noticed me while I was spacing out.

  I climb up the collarbone while it thrashes around trying to shake me off.

  I manage to hold on and reach the spine.

  Transforming my leg armor, I rearrange the plates to grip the bone. Like this, I safely anchor myself to the dragon`s vertebrae.

  I am now riding a dragon.

  ...

  Okay, moment over!

  I reach my hand out and form a heavier mace than usual.

  I grip it with both hands and using the golem to assist my swing-

  *THWACK*

  -slam it into the spine.

  The bones barely take any damage.

  This won`t do.

  I send some more commands and the mace head changes into a half pickaxe.

  Now we`re talking!

  I swing it down again and it lands on the same spot, creating a small hole.

  "Hah..."

  I`m riding a dragon and mining its back in midair.

  "HAHAHHAHA!"

  I laugh out at the bizarre situation.

  Well whatever works!

  "Heave ho!"

  *THWACK*

  "Heave ho!"

  *CRACK*

  "Heave ho!"

  *CRUNCH*

  "Heave ho!"

  *SNAP*

  *KAAAHRRAAKKHKHKHKhhaa*

  The dragon`s spine snaps with a roar that degraded into a whimper. The body goes limp and it`s starting to fall.

  Ellie, if you`re listening you better catch me!

  On it!

  Geh, she actually replied.

  Jump away from the body.

  Alright, just have to ret-

  ...

  The golem`s legs won`t move.

  The golem`s BLOODY LEGS WON`T MOVE!

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