Side Story - Stalking does not count as a “long distance relationship”
> Receptionist Carla PoV <
I really want a copy of this. I`ll frame it on my wall in pride of place!�
Ah but that`s private information, I can`t do that. Maybe if I ask her it would be okay?
I know, I`ll ask when she gets promoted again! For now let`s return it like a proper receptionist.
"Here you go Ellie!" (Carla)
I hand Ellie her guild card over the counter. Huhuhuhu, I got to call Ellie`s name in a casual manner.
"Thank you Carla." (Ellie)
Aaaahh! Ellie called me by name again! What`s this, it`s almost like we`re friends!!
This is the best day of my life, I will never wash these ears again!
Ellie is fantastic you know!? She`s super strong and super kind! She chased all those bullies out of the guild!
They used to harass me all the time! Even though I`m behind the counter and there`s glass between us, if they ever got serious I`d be caught! It was honestly nerve wracking.
But then Ellie started visiting. She kept teasing them and when they resort to violence, you can clearly hear the *Snap* followed by the *GYAAAAAAA!*
It was brilliant! A breathtaking performance! Effective too! All the hoodlums properly mended their ways after mending their bones!
Truly a wise person who understands the hearts of others! And she`s only a year older than me!
She`s my idol, I only wish I was that strong!
Ohh, this is something new! Her ears are red and she`s breathing hard! Is her face red too? At least I think so, she never takes off her mask.�
"... K-K-Kiraa&" (Ellie)
& oh right, the wife. (monotone)
"What is it Ellie? Your face is awfully flu- Uwaaa!" (Extra)
Ohh a magnificent body tackle by Ellie! Hey, don`t dodge her! What sort of wife are you!?
"C-c-calm down Ellie! We`re in the guild, remember! Think of the t-t-t-time and place!"�(Extra)
How dare you deny Ellie! I`m not sure what they`re talking about but it`s obviously urgent! Isn`t it your responsibility to accept all of her?
& maybe I should do it?
"Here and now works for me!"
"NOOOOOO!" (Extra)
Ah, they ran outside with a scream. I must soak in Ellie`s gallant form with my very eyes!�
No, I mean, I`m worried that they might, uh, embarrass the guild? Yes, that.
I quickly dash outside.
Ellie`s skillfully closing in on her target! Another magnificent tackle! Damn, a near miss! Oh, another one! And another!�
Wooah what`s with this amazingly high level exchange? Those are movements only a veteran Rank B adventurer can pull off! No, they`re easily Rank A!�
Ellie is someone who has brought down a Bone Dragon all by herself, so this much is nothing!�
& well, there were some unimportant extras too, I guess&
Hey don`t use a triple barrier like that! That`s cheating! Gratefully accept Ellie`s b-b-b-body already!
Ohhh it was magnificently smashed with one blow!
And she got her! As expected of Ellie, truly the fastest scout in town!�
She has her target pinned down on the ground! She isn`t getting shaken off despite the struggling!? What a formidable technique!�
Oh my! She`s taking her mask off!!!
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Th-th-th-th-
THAT`S ELLIE`S FACE!?
That`s illegal! That`s definitely illegal! There`s no way that`s allowed!
Why does she have such a cute face!? It`s completely unfair!!
Wait, why did she even-
"Mmmmmnnnn!" (Ellie)
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"Mmmppfff!"�(Ellie)
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"Mmmmhmmhmmhmm!"�(Ellie)
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"Mmmmmwah!"�(Ellie)
"*Haaah haah haah*& are you *haaah* satisfied yet? *haaah*" (Extra)
"MMmmmm �*Slurp* *Lick* *Smack*" (Ellie)
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Huh? Where am I?
Ah, I`m in the guild staff break room.
Why am I- Woah!
I`m feeling light headed? Did I faint? How come?
Let`s see, the last thing I remember is&
*Slurp* *Lick* *Smack*
& Ellie licking and smacking her lips.
That was& strange& I don`t& why did&�
This feeling is unfamiliar but& it`s not a bad thing& right?
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I wonder if she`ll let me keep some of her blood next time?
* * *
Is& is that-
"Good day Carla." (Ellie)
IT IS!
Ahhh I`m about to scream for for joy! Ellie`s finally back after all this time! And it`s a rare occasion where there are no extras!
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She disappeared for a month and a half! I`ve been really lonely the whole time! I felt so down I barely had the courage to get out of bed! But I did it anyway! Because one day she might come back!
And! She! Did! Kyaaaaa!
Ah no good, no good, I can`t run wild! I must not embarrass myself here.
"Good day Ellie! How can I help you today?" (Carla)
"I`d like to turn in proof of subjugation." (Ellie)
Oohh, it`s another heavy bag this time!
"Of course, just a minute please." (Carla)
I want to keep it! I want to keep them all! But I can`t, it`s vexing but I can`t!
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Maybe I can buy them from the guild? I`ll ask the bean counters while they`re processing the reward.
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"-and this is your reward. Please confirm the amount." (Carla)
Obviously it`s all there. I wouldn`t dare do something insulting like try to cheat Ellie!
"That`s okay. Thank you. Bye Carla." (Ellie)
Ah she said it again! I`m so glad!
"Good bye Ellie!" (Carla)
I send her off with a wave and a smile! Good job me! Hahaha& ha&
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I wonder where she`s going in such a hurry?�
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"Boss I`m taking a break okay!?"
I shout towards the back room.
Let`s follow her and make sure she`s not in any trouble!
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So she`s celebrating? But why in there? That werewolf bar is known as a place where ruffians and hooligans gather. There`s even rumors of this one dwarf that wrecks the place every time she visits and even KO`d a guard in one punch. That`s scary!
I wonder if Ellie is okay in there? Those werewolves get pretty nasty when they`re drunk.
"GYAAAAA!" (Muffled scream)
Ohhh! There goes someone`s arm huh?
I want to peek inside but I can`t, she`ll know I followed her!
Ah, it`s already night out!? No good I better get back befo-
"Well hello there girlie!" (Silver-haired Werewolf)
Eeeeeeep! Who is that? One of the regulars! No good, nothing good will come from this!
"That is& um.. I`ll be goi-" (Carla)
Let`s quickly leave before this gets weird.
"Don`t be such a spoilsport! Wanna come in for a drink? I promise you`ll never forget it!"�(Silver-haired Werewolf)
Why is this fuzzball hitting on me! I`m human you know! Go find a mutt in a back alley somewhere!
"Tha-that`s not necessary. I`ll be g-going now." (Carla)
I stand no chance, I have to run. Now!
"Waaait right there! Don`t be so rude!"�(Silver-haired Werewolf)
Waaah he stood in my way!�
"Just one drink! It`s great you know! It`s on the house, trust me you`ll love it!"�(Silver-haired燱erewolf)
NO, get your arm off me! Stay away! SOMEONE SAAAAVE MEEEEEEE!
*Snap*
"GYAAAAAAAAA!"�(Silver-haired燱erewolf)
Huh? HUH!!?
"Hey Frank. Go back home and think properly about what you were doing." (Ellie)
"AAARGH! YEAH! Yeah! Sure Ellie! HHNNNNNRRrrgh that was a good one! Catch ya later! RRrgh!" (Silver-haired燱erewolf)
"Bye Frank." (Ellie)
What& just happened? That guy with the silver fur just obediently left? After a compound fracture like that!?
"Are you okay Carla?" (Ellie)
"Wah! Yes, I`m okay& thank you& Ellie..." (Carla)
She saved me! I`m glad! Super glad! I`m so happy I could die!!
But& this is wrong! I`m not worthy like this!
"Ellie, I`m& I`m sorry& I was following you around& and then&" (Carla)
"I know. I don`t mind. Since you`re a fan." (Ellie)
A fan?
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Ah so that`s what this is! I see, I just admire Ellie way too much! That`s what this is about!
"Yes! That`s exactly it. However! I`m sorry you had to attack that guy because of me!" (Carla)
That`s right! Ellie only attacks in self defense! Or defense of others. Like me! Despite the difference in strength she never throws the first punch! She`s so noble and kind!
"D-don`t worry about it. Frank just wanted a drinking buddy.
But Frank is too pushy so I have to punish him often." (Ellie)
"I& see&" (Carla)
And since this Frank is a werewolf, he heals too fast and doesn`t learn his lesson.
"I`m going back to Kira now. You be careful. Bye Carla." (Ellie)
Ellie walks back into the bar and joins the festivities.
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Maybe I can get her to break my arm too?
Then it would heal wrong and she`d have to take responsibility and re-break it!�
Hehehehehe...