You took too long finding the button, and ended up stepping on it since you couldn`t bend over.

　　Ding.

　　Where is the ding coming from? There aren`t any speakers in here.

　　And now that you`ve pressed the button there isn`t any vent near the ceiling or confetti, either.

　　The lack of confetti is a relief, at least.

　　Would you like to wander around for a few minutes, trying to find a source for the sound?

　　I mean, you can, go ahead, but spoiler alert: you won`t find any. Sorry.

　　The walls all feel and sound pretty solid.

　　They, um, they smell and taste pretty solid too, weirdo. Seriously, who licks a wall?

　　Anyways, there`s a cupcake sitting on top of the button now. Not that you noticed, since you were too busy making out with a wall, but I don`t judge.

　　Actually, no, I totally judge. I`m a judgy person.

　　Oh, you suddenly want to know how I`m watching you? You suddenly have questions about me?

　　Hah!

　　Stolen content warning: this tale belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences elsewhere.

　　Yeah, you`re never gonna find out about me or how I`m seeing you. Don`t even bother asking.

　　Oh, I have a way, Mr. Expert Worldbuilder. Don`t worry, I have a reasonable explanation. There are no holes in this plot.

　　Now go eat your cupcake.

　　You&

　　There`s a perfectly good cupcake right in front of you, and instead of eating it you move it aside to look at the button.

　　Sheesh, unwilling test subjects just aren`t what they used to be.

　　I mean& What?

　　I didn`t say anything now eat the damn cupcake.

　　Oh come on, even gluten intolerant people eat cupcakes. Or at least the frosting! It`s a cupcake! Stop looking at the button!

　　FINE.

　　The button is firmly secured to the floor. The button is red, plastic, smells like "Hawaiian Breeze" and tastes like a car freshener.

　　The ring around the button is silver aluminum. It`s thick; won`t bend or crack. It`s set into the concrete, so no chance of prying it off with your fingernails or any handy-shaped jewelry you might be wearing.

　　The plastic of the button is pretty thick, it`s not going anywhere. It`s not high enough that you can kick it loose.

　　Wiggling it does nothing.

　　...Wiggling it still does nothing.

　　Stop wiggling the damn button, it isn`t going anywhere.

　　Finally!

　　It took like a quarter of an hour, but you`re finally looking at the cupcake.

　　It`s a chocolate cupcake with vanilla frosting and little round orange sprinkles. It was probably bought at Wal-Mart, not gonna lie. That should give you all the information you need about its quality.

　　DO YOU EAT THE CUPCAKE?

　　Yes

　　No