You press the button.

　　Ding.

　　Aha. I knew this room would come soon. It usually does.

　　The room you`re in& is lined with doors.

　　They& They don`t have numbers above them, but yeah, this is basically it. They`re all the same style, but they`re painted different colors.

　　Let`s see what you do!

　　You look them all over, thinking carefully. You count out a few of them, then head over to a green door. You open it.

　　On the other side of the door is& Nothing! It`s just the wall.

　　You head to the closest yellow door and open it. Also nothing! Fascinating!

　　Then you go to the next green door, passing up a red door and two purple doors. Behind Green Door Number Two is& The same thing as behind the first green door.

　　You`re walking with more determination than usual, heading straight for the nearest blue door. You open it, looking like you expect something to be there.

　　Nope! Nothing! Just a blank wall!

　　You stop, perplexed. I don`t know what you`re so confused about. Ok, look, the whole gimmick of this room is that there isn`t anything behind any of the doors. People usually open a couple up, realize what`s going on, open all of them just to be sure, and head back to the button.Unauthorized reproduction: this story has been taken without approval. Report sightings.

　　That`s happened literally every single time.

　　Well, you`re different. You look around, and close the four doors. You go to a different green door, then yellow, green again, then blue.

　　Nothing happens.

　　Are- are you trying out a pattern? Why?

　　I mean, go ahead, there are eight of each color in the room, so whatever you`re trying, you`ll be done in like& five hundred and twelve tries. Give or take. My math might be a bit off. It never was my strong suit.

　　You go ahead and start trying out every combination! Ok then! I`ll just sit back and pull up Among Us again, wait for you to get bored.

　　You open a third blue door, and to no one`s surprise nothing happens.

　　I join a room, hoping to be the impostor.

　　You close the doors, and try another combination, opening yet another blue door.

　　A boomerang comes flying through and hits you square in the forehead.

　　&

　　&&

　　&&&

　　BOSS! BOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSSBOSS

　　Vel gert.

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