You push the button.

　　Ding.

　　Mr. Table is back! This time there are several (well, four) glasses of juice.

　　Woo juice! Clearly this is& Erm& Maybe a different picture will be more clear?

　　Uhhhh& Maybe& A different picture?

　　Erm.

　　Ok, but, why are there so many pictures of the same four juices? Clearly these are the same ingredients, or at least very similar ones. But they`re all in different glasses and on different backgrounds. Why? Is there some conspiracy going on here that I`m just now finding out about? I`m usually up on all the conspiracies...

　　If there isn`t, I`m going to start one. On to the next picture!

　　Finally! Ingredients!

　　Ok, let`s do this!

　　You pick up a glass of red juice. It looks suspiciously like watermelon juice, but the ingredients claim it`s grape and grapefruit.

　　And, if I had to guess, the previous pictures had beets or red cabbage in it. They look a lot like beet juice, while this one is significantly pinker and grainier.

　　The ingredients are a lie.

　　Here ya go! A delicious combination of grapes, cucumbers, and& pickles.

　　Something tells me that wouldn`t be a particularly good juice.The story has been taken without consent; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident.

　　Although, I suspect that any juice this color made by a human with the intention of being drunk- drank- drinken- whatever... wouldn`t be made with pickles and cucumbers. Just a suspicion of mine.

　　It may shock you to learn, but the orange juice&

　　Is probably made out of oranges.

　　I know. It was weird for me to learn, too.

　　There aren`t any ingredients on this one, but I have had more than one juice in my life, and I`d be willing to bet money that this is carrot juice. There might be a couple other ingredients in it, but carrots make up at least half.

　　You drink the juices of your choice. Or, of our choice.

　　...Or, of some intern`s choice.

　　You feel healthy and hydrated. Time to move on?

　　DO YOU PRESS THE BUTTON?

　　Yes

　　No

　　To: Big Boss Chris

　　From: IT Desk 3

　　Subject: Them

　　Hey, remember that weird glitch Alex asked me to check out when the subject jammed the button down? Looks like They got into the system again.

　　To: IT Desk 3

　　From: Big Boss Chris

　　Subject: Re: Them

　　Is there any way you can get them out?

　　To: Big Boss Chris

　　From: IT Desk 3

　　Subject: Re: Re: Them

　　Ehhhh not at the moment. I`m pretty sure I figured out how They got in, but it`ll take a system reboot to completely fix the hole.

　　To: Big Boss Chris

　　From: IT Desk 3

　　Subject: Re: Re: Them

　　...Boss? It`s been an hour& Still waiting to hear what to do&

　　To: IT Desk 3

　　From: Big Boss Chris

　　Subject: Re: Re: Re: Them

　　Leave it be. At this point there`s nothing we can do about it. The instant the Subject leaves we`ll shut everything down to do a complete system check.

　　To: Big Boss Chris

　　From: IT Desk 3

　　Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Them

　　Will do, boss!