You press the button.

　　Ding.

　　There is a velociraptor in your room.

　　Wait, what?

　　It moves. Towards you.

　　Uhhhh&

　　You press the button!

　　Dang.

　　Good decision! Yep, I don`t know where we got that veloci- wait, did that button just go "dang"?

　　It did?

　　Erm. Let`s see here. You are now standing in the middle of a geode! With a light above you, and a flat concrete floor.

　　Enjoy, look around, give me a moment&

　　To: IT Desk 3

　　From: Testing Room Beta

　　Subject: Weird noises

　　Heyyyy, so, remember when I was asking about the button going "dong" instead of "ding" and you said it was all good unless it went "dang"? You were joking, right?

　　To: Testing Room Beta

　　From: IT Desk 3

　　Subject: Re: Weird noises

　　I mean, I was& But it really isn`t supposed to dang. Why? Did it?

　　To: IT Desk 3

　　From: Testing Room Beta

　　Subject: Re: Re: Weird noises

　　Yes? Dude pushed the button twice in the space of a couple seconds, would that have affected it?

　　To: Testing Room Beta

　　From: IT Desk 3

　　Subject: Re: Re: Re: Weird noises

　　No, it wouldn`t have. That button is designed to be pushed repeatedly in the space of a second, it shouldn`t go dang. Idk, maybe there was an intern typo, what room did the dude land in? I`ll check it out.This tale has been unlawfully lifted without the author`s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon.

　　To: IT Desk 3

　　From: Testing Room Beta

　　Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Weird noises

　　The geode room.

　　To: Testing Room Beta

　　From: IT Desk 3

　　Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Weird noises

　　GET THEM OUT OF THERE NOW.

　　Hey, dude, so, you`ve been looking at the crystals, poking them, exploring, having a grand ol` time.

　　Sadly, there is a problem, and you need to go push the button again. I think the air quality in the room might be off or something.

　　Hmm? No, I don`t know exactly what the problem is, but the IT dude just sent me an email in all-caps saying you shouldn`t stay in the room, and generally they know what they`re talking about. I suggest leaving.

　　I, erm, I really think you should leave. I mean, getting in there is pretty hard, what with all the crystals and everything, and if you pass out it`ll be hard getting you out.

　　Please push the button. Please?

　　You crack a smaller crystal off the wall of the geode, and stuff it into your mouth along with the gold coin.

　　Ok then. Good for you. It`s not rock candy or anything, it just tastes like, well, a rock.

　　Can you push the button now? Please?

　　You step on the button. Thank you.

　　Ding.

　　To: IT Desk 3

　　From: Testing Room Beta

　　Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Weird noises

　　Dude`s out of the room now. Care to explain what the hell that was all about?

　　J�