You push the button.

　　Ding.

　　You& You remembered to put the shark tooth and flowers back in your mouth before pressing the button, right?

　　Ok, good. Wouldn`t want you to forget those. I guess.

　　Why do you want to keep them?

　　Fine then, I don`t really care.

　　Anyways! You are now in a room with a hadron collider!

　　&Wait, no. Not quite.

　　You are in a room with a hardened colander.

　　This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report.

　　Sliiightly different. But only slightly.

　　So. What will you do with your colander? You don`t exactly have any pasta to drain. And there isn`t much else to do with one of these things.

　　Any ideas?

　　You pick it up, spin it around a couple times, and put it on your head.

　　You now have a hole-y hat.

　　Get it? Cuz hole-y sounds like holy?

　　Ha. Ha ha. Hahaha.

　　&holy hat&

　　Well, if it`s hardened, let`s test that!

　　You turn it over, bend your knees, and jump!

　　You land on it. Nothing seems to happen.

　　You jump up and down on it a few times. At jump number eight the colander cracks.

　　You jump off.

　　Job well done.

　　I guess.

　　&Yeah, there really isn`t a whole lot to do with it.

　　I mean, I could go insane and do what I did in the mushroom room for a couple paragraphs, but that wouldn`t really be more interesting to you.

　　Sooooo

　　DO YOU PRESS THE BUTTON?

　　Yes

　　No