The Goblin Song Lyrics

　　From Book Two, Chapters 205, 208,and 209, for context.

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　　Didja see her arrive, Gak-tooth?

　　 No I did`n.

　　 That`s cause everyone died who did.

　　 Der brains jez popped and dey iz dead!

　　 How many did she kill?

　　 Dat number`s still growing

　　 It`s still growing...

　　 She`s here, she`s here, -akkkK!

　　Tremble, oh oooo oh, Tremble, she comes...

　　 Wow didja see dat beast explode?

　　 Da light just reached out

　　 And boomdead it got.

　　 Da light, dat cursed light,

　　 Can barely see it sweeping past

　　 Pulsing, no burns, only curse

　　 Da eye is pon us, see it see it

　　 It`s comin dis way -akkkK!

　　Tremble, oh oooo oh, Tremble, she comes...

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　　 Don`t talk, she might see!

　　 Don`t look, she might hear!

　　 Don`t fart, she might feel!

　　 Don`t move, she might smell!

　　 Da fire, it took her,

　　 An she did`n burn at all!

　　 Purp and whites and blood -akkkK!

　　Tremble, oh oooo oh, Tremble, she comes...

　　 She waz spinning

　　 Or! She wuz dancing, ya git,

　　 Ya seen it, da pretty lights

　　 Goin` in allz directions

　　 Gobs dying and popping t`see

　　 No chances to scream

　　 Only to diez

　　 I heard all Argiz` army-akkkK!

　　Tremble, oh oooo oh, Tremble, she comes...

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　　"Gorb turned to Flark

　　 Or, see dat up on dere?

　　 Yah, she gonna fritz boom it.

　　 De shooties helpin` out

　　 Oh, de cannon sprotzed numfour!

　　 Fixit fixit afore dey come

　　 Oh, Zog she saw uz -akkK!"

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　　"Tremble, oh oooo oh, Tremble, she comes...

　　Or, guyz! Itz her! Dat skinny

　　 Da one wut killed dem gits

　　 In da black plaz ain`t goin` back to

　　 Gold sword anz killin all

　　 Shown em whatz a git

　　 E`en da trees and bugs

　　 Or me name`s not Gogrum-"

　　Paten aimed. The shocked hobgoblin crossed his yellow eyes at the leyser dot on his flat nose, shouted, "akkK!" and his head blew off, right on cue. The stanza ended with a certain set of very familiar notes to a certain gaping urgob, throwing off the normal lead-in...

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　　"Gorgum said Kill er,

　　 An` she`s right killin`, she is.

　　 Damn dat Sword cuttin`

　　 Slicin` up da urs` suits like cheese

　　 Watchum squeal and squeak

　　 Spitting da steel, screaming

　　 Dat Sword is comin` -akkK!"

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　　"Dey wuz a hard Kill Crew,

　　 Gorgum`s lads, shining and clawed.

　　 Bam, dat fire going off,

　　 Dere claws and fangs all flailing

　　 Wee, watchum go flying

　　 Or, he lost is hand, go givit back,

　　 An` dere`s his head sayin`- akkK!"

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　　"Or, watch dat cannon go!

　　 Oops, dat wuzna shootin`

　　 Great color, da gun core

　　 Gribble-hue red, good stuff,

　　 Once, twice, Gorgrum`s Rock

　　 Haz a new hole dere an` dere,

　　 Or, he`s fallin`, gunna hit -akkK!"

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　　"Or, der went Gorgrum`s Rock,

　　 e made it out, waytgo im!

　　 Wattashow, dat Plant goin` off,

　　 Did e get er? Is she singin`?

　　 All dat fire, all dat blow?

　　 Smoke and scream hadda be...

　　 Or, she`s right here -akkK!"

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