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Seedling 21

Bloom Xel 2703Words 2024-03-29 16:41

  Rustle. Rustle. Russsssssstle.

  

  "Yes, we`ll be fine Grandma. Don`t worry!"

  

  "Just give up if anything is going to kill you." I throw my two cents in.

  

  "Whatever, Old Man."

  

  Discrimination.

  

  Dryad gets called Grandma and I`m relegated to the Old Man` scenario?

  

  This world is just not fair, not fair at all.

  

  I don`t see why I had to correct my doodles anyways, they were functioning perfectly fine.

  

  After my wonderful enchanting experiments Dryad had a chat with the children while I was napping.

  

  They`ve taken over the whole perform in the Colosseum` thing. In exchange though, my branch was twisted into getting a bigger room, much bigger. Nothing too fancy mind you, just bigger.Unauthorized duplication: this tale has been taken without consent. Report sightings.

  

  Rustle.

  

  No, moving wasn`t an issue. What`s the point of mastering magic if you can`t even move a simple room like flipping over one`s hand?

  

  Roll up the moss, float out the animals and trees in mana spheres, and viola!

  

  Bigger room being overtaken by lush forest type stuff, presto!

  

  Ruustle?

  

  No, I am not dealing with the children.

  

  You wanted to take them under your Dryad tits, it`s all on you now missy!

  

  Anyways with the boy calling himself Flicker, and the girl calling herself Shimmer, things are much easier on me.

  

  We`re in that word, yeah, a symbiotic relationship.

  

  They do all the work, I get all the time I need to keep having fun.

  

  That`s symbiotic, right? Right.

  

  Dryad keeps manipulating the nearby plants in order to produce amazing delicacies that I`m pretty sure do not exist.

  

  Things like fruits that taste good, are healthy, and build up immunity to poison.

  

  The first two I can see, the third, I mean, really?

  

  Rustle!

  

  What reason would I have to test biological weapons out on young children? That`s crazy talk that is.

  

  I would&

  

  Probably&

  

  I mean it does sound interesting doesn`t it?

  

  RUSTLE.

  

  I say, how did you discover my secret stash of recently created `moss`?

  

  It`s for recreation, honest...

  

  Really good reacreation, heh.

  

  Rustle. Rustleee!

  

  I mean, who knew tax collectors would touch brightly colored flowers like that?

  

  Swish.

  

  Don`t they know bright colored anything is the Godly Gardener`s method of culling stupidity?

  When was the last time you touched a random brightly colored creature in the Amazon Forest? Never that`s what, it`s suicide, that`s what.

  

  Rustle?

  

  Oh, it`s a super large, super awesome, super complex forest.

  

  Rustleeeeeee!

  

  That sounds like tons of work&explain again why I would do something like that?

  

  Rustle.

  

  Wait, wait, you can teach me water manipulation with my mana?

  

  &Why did it take you so long to make this offer&

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