Rustle. Rustle. Russsssssstle.
"Yes, we`ll be fine Grandma. Don`t worry!"
"Just give up if anything is going to kill you." I throw my two cents in.
"Whatever, Old Man."
Discrimination.
Dryad gets called Grandma and I`m relegated to the Old Man` scenario?
This world is just not fair, not fair at all.
I don`t see why I had to correct my doodles anyways, they were functioning perfectly fine.
After my wonderful enchanting experiments Dryad had a chat with the children while I was napping.
They`ve taken over the whole perform in the Colosseum` thing. In exchange though, my branch was twisted into getting a bigger room, much bigger. Nothing too fancy mind you, just bigger.Unauthorized duplication: this tale has been taken without consent. Report sightings.
Rustle.
No, moving wasn`t an issue. What`s the point of mastering magic if you can`t even move a simple room like flipping over one`s hand?
Roll up the moss, float out the animals and trees in mana spheres, and viola!
Bigger room being overtaken by lush forest type stuff, presto!
Ruustle?
No, I am not dealing with the children.
You wanted to take them under your Dryad tits, it`s all on you now missy!
Anyways with the boy calling himself Flicker, and the girl calling herself Shimmer, things are much easier on me.
We`re in that word, yeah, a symbiotic relationship.
They do all the work, I get all the time I need to keep having fun.
That`s symbiotic, right? Right.
Dryad keeps manipulating the nearby plants in order to produce amazing delicacies that I`m pretty sure do not exist.
Things like fruits that taste good, are healthy, and build up immunity to poison.
The first two I can see, the third, I mean, really?
Rustle!
What reason would I have to test biological weapons out on young children? That`s crazy talk that is.
I would&
Probably&
I mean it does sound interesting doesn`t it?
RUSTLE.
I say, how did you discover my secret stash of recently created `moss`?
It`s for recreation, honest...
Really good reacreation, heh.
Rustle. Rustleee!
I mean, who knew tax collectors would touch brightly colored flowers like that?
Swish.
Don`t they know bright colored anything is the Godly Gardener`s method of culling stupidity?
When was the last time you touched a random brightly colored creature in the Amazon Forest? Never that`s what, it`s suicide, that`s what.
Rustle?
Oh, it`s a super large, super awesome, super complex forest.
Rustleeeeeee!
That sounds like tons of work&explain again why I would do something like that?
Rustle.
Wait, wait, you can teach me water manipulation with my mana?
&Why did it take you so long to make this offer&