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Bloom Xel 2691Words 2024-03-29 16:45

  Vex didn`t immediately take action against me which is how I managed to salvage the situation.

  I told her how such pathetic creatures were not worth of a glorious leader.

  I didn`t do it because I hate cats, this point must not be understated.

  I did it because I loath cats.

  Filthy vermin&

  Ah, were was I&

  Right, how a leader needs the best minions.

  Since every cat lover loves them so much, I turned the tables on Vex.

  Cat-type creatures are sinister.

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  Remember how they flee from cuddling?

  Remember how they disdainfully stare at their food as if it`s not good enough?

  Remember how they leave dead creatures in your footwear to show their hatred?

  That`s right!

  There`s a far superior creature that doubles as a supreme pet!

  Canine-types!

  Dogs! Wolves! Foxes! Kitsune!

  Their superiority is so obvious, I`m actually shocked such a great leader hadn`t considered them yet.

  Of course, Vex wasn`t convinced right off the bat.

  So I tweaked a few of the genes of some samples I kept on hand.

  Shadow dogs.

  Shadow foxes.

  Ninja shadow wolves.

  There were also a few more that I haven`t found names for yet, regardless each one is unique and unrivalled.

  As a side result the cat-type population around Vex`s castle has died out largely due to the moss.

  The innocent canine-types had nothing to do with it.

  Hmm there`s another canine one with a dead cat creature in its mouth&perhaps they are very nutritious? Yes, that must be it.

  Well, things are fine now anyways.

  After introducing the canine-types, Vex was won over almost completely.

  A huge selling point is their solid loyalty.

  She can string them up, beat them, torture them, fry them, fricassee them, it doesn`t matter!

  They still give devoted cuddles!

  I`m such a genius!

  Dryad simply had no words for my awesomeness.

  Yes, now that things have been resolved I`m going to take a nap.

  I`m not an idiot though, I`ve carefully left a large amount of security measures in place.

  Vex and Dryad get along nice, true, however I`m just nervous.

  My recent, to me, occurrence with the Green Lady Kidnapping Incident has perhaps made me a bit&cautious.

  Not completely batshit crazy, just cautious.

  The mines, carnivorous blood moss, explosive nettles, shadow predators, and of course my Domain are merely me being safety-conscious.

  Anyone would be strained in this place, so I don`t feel bad about all the lethality guarding me.

  I`m a Tree, it isn`t paranoia since things like woodcutters exist in the world.

  Paranoia is when they aren`t out to get you, and you still take drastic measures.

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