Vex didn`t immediately take action against me which is how I managed to salvage the situation.
I told her how such pathetic creatures were not worth of a glorious leader.
I didn`t do it because I hate cats, this point must not be understated.
I did it because I loath cats.
Filthy vermin&
Ah, were was I&
Right, how a leader needs the best minions.
Since every cat lover loves them so much, I turned the tables on Vex.
Cat-type creatures are sinister.
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Remember how they flee from cuddling?
Remember how they disdainfully stare at their food as if it`s not good enough?
Remember how they leave dead creatures in your footwear to show their hatred?
That`s right!
There`s a far superior creature that doubles as a supreme pet!
Canine-types!
Dogs! Wolves! Foxes! Kitsune!
Their superiority is so obvious, I`m actually shocked such a great leader hadn`t considered them yet.
Of course, Vex wasn`t convinced right off the bat.
So I tweaked a few of the genes of some samples I kept on hand.
Shadow dogs.
Shadow foxes.
Ninja shadow wolves.
There were also a few more that I haven`t found names for yet, regardless each one is unique and unrivalled.
As a side result the cat-type population around Vex`s castle has died out largely due to the moss.
The innocent canine-types had nothing to do with it.
Hmm there`s another canine one with a dead cat creature in its mouth&perhaps they are very nutritious? Yes, that must be it.
Well, things are fine now anyways.
After introducing the canine-types, Vex was won over almost completely.
A huge selling point is their solid loyalty.
She can string them up, beat them, torture them, fry them, fricassee them, it doesn`t matter!
They still give devoted cuddles!
I`m such a genius!
Dryad simply had no words for my awesomeness.
Yes, now that things have been resolved I`m going to take a nap.
I`m not an idiot though, I`ve carefully left a large amount of security measures in place.
Vex and Dryad get along nice, true, however I`m just nervous.
My recent, to me, occurrence with the Green Lady Kidnapping Incident has perhaps made me a bit&cautious.
Not completely batshit crazy, just cautious.
The mines, carnivorous blood moss, explosive nettles, shadow predators, and of course my Domain are merely me being safety-conscious.
Anyone would be strained in this place, so I don`t feel bad about all the lethality guarding me.
I`m a Tree, it isn`t paranoia since things like woodcutters exist in the world.
Paranoia is when they aren`t out to get you, and you still take drastic measures.