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Bloom Xel 3218Words 2024-03-29 16:43

  Success is within reach now.

  As much as I trust Dryad, I`m not sticking around to learn the flavor a Chaos Tree can have when eaten.

  Due to the fact that my hover throne artifact is gone, I am forced by circumstances to another method of transportation.

  The speed is rather&

  Slow&

  My roots inch along the ground pulling me further into the Green Lady`s Jungle Greenhouse.

  Various things try to eat me during my escape, and subsequently are melted.

  However, now, I am in a bit of a bind.

  There`s a weird fluctuation in space in front of me.

  It almost looks like a stable teleportation portal, except it feels anything but stable.

  Could this be a hidden route to escape?

  Even worse, how long has this thing been here? Centuries? Millenia? Eons?Unauthorized reproduction: this story has been taken without approval. Report sightings.

  I pity whatever`s on the other side if plants from the Green Lady`s Greenhouse have been escaping into it from time immemorial.

  I mean, that would mean the other side could be filled with plants.

  Plants.

  That I`ve never seen.

  Rustle.

  What do you mean it could also be filled with a pit of lava, or a dragon`s gullet?

  Have some optimism here, this is an escape, after all.

  And not one more word of your grumbling, if she`s really a nice person then she won`t mind us leaving.

  If she`s not, its better that we leave than find out ontop of the frying pan.

  Stir Fry Chaos Tree is not on my menu.

  Rustle!

  No, I am NOT having an overreaction to meeting something greatly more powerful than myself.

  I am having a severe preservation reaction to meeting something that casually creates Chaos Trees.

  Chaos Tree.

  Does that name sound like something a sane Divinity would putter around to make?

  &Rustle&

  Have you ever considered that the reason you are so accommodating to such a Divinity is due to what you are?

  I mean, you are like a zillion times more suspicious than me, in fact, in some circles you are considered the voice of reason.

  Obviously those people are idiots, yet, they do serve a purpose.

  Don`t you find it strange you are so willing to extend the olive branch to a completely unknown entity that kidnapped us with no warning?

  I mean, from where I`m looking that`s not the action of the kind` or benevolent` Divinity you keep claiming she is.

  Rustle!

  That`s a cop out, concerns that mortal minds cannot comprehend` that`s horse manure and you know it!

  What would giving us 10 seconds to makes sure the munchkins knew about us leaving do in the long run?

  I bet with the alarm suddenly going off, they are probably frantically searching for us right now.

  Imagine it.

  Two children with extremely powerful affinities to Light and Dark, a random Demonic Sword Girl, and Devon.

  Rustle.

  Yes! Exactly! Empires could be crumbling all because we weren`t given any chance to leave a communication!

  Does that sound like a good` thing?

  Not by any longshot of the Godly Gardener`s Silver Sickle it doesn`t!

  Rustle.

  No, the discussion is over! I`m leaping in this random wormhole to who knows where, and that`s the end of it!

  Creeping closer with my roots I tilt myself, falling into the strange warped portal.

  No frying pan for this Tree, no sir!

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