Success is within reach now.
As much as I trust Dryad, I`m not sticking around to learn the flavor a Chaos Tree can have when eaten.
Due to the fact that my hover throne artifact is gone, I am forced by circumstances to another method of transportation.
The speed is rather&
Slow&
My roots inch along the ground pulling me further into the Green Lady`s Jungle Greenhouse.
Various things try to eat me during my escape, and subsequently are melted.
However, now, I am in a bit of a bind.
There`s a weird fluctuation in space in front of me.
It almost looks like a stable teleportation portal, except it feels anything but stable.
Could this be a hidden route to escape?
Even worse, how long has this thing been here? Centuries? Millenia? Eons?Unauthorized reproduction: this story has been taken without approval. Report sightings.
I pity whatever`s on the other side if plants from the Green Lady`s Greenhouse have been escaping into it from time immemorial.
I mean, that would mean the other side could be filled with plants.
Plants.
That I`ve never seen.
Rustle.
What do you mean it could also be filled with a pit of lava, or a dragon`s gullet?
Have some optimism here, this is an escape, after all.
And not one more word of your grumbling, if she`s really a nice person then she won`t mind us leaving.
If she`s not, its better that we leave than find out ontop of the frying pan.
Stir Fry Chaos Tree is not on my menu.
Rustle!
No, I am NOT having an overreaction to meeting something greatly more powerful than myself.
I am having a severe preservation reaction to meeting something that casually creates Chaos Trees.
Chaos Tree.
Does that name sound like something a sane Divinity would putter around to make?
&Rustle&
Have you ever considered that the reason you are so accommodating to such a Divinity is due to what you are?
I mean, you are like a zillion times more suspicious than me, in fact, in some circles you are considered the voice of reason.
Obviously those people are idiots, yet, they do serve a purpose.
Don`t you find it strange you are so willing to extend the olive branch to a completely unknown entity that kidnapped us with no warning?
I mean, from where I`m looking that`s not the action of the kind` or benevolent` Divinity you keep claiming she is.
Rustle!
That`s a cop out, concerns that mortal minds cannot comprehend` that`s horse manure and you know it!
What would giving us 10 seconds to makes sure the munchkins knew about us leaving do in the long run?
I bet with the alarm suddenly going off, they are probably frantically searching for us right now.
Imagine it.
Two children with extremely powerful affinities to Light and Dark, a random Demonic Sword Girl, and Devon.
Rustle.
Yes! Exactly! Empires could be crumbling all because we weren`t given any chance to leave a communication!
Does that sound like a good` thing?
Not by any longshot of the Godly Gardener`s Silver Sickle it doesn`t!
Rustle.
No, the discussion is over! I`m leaping in this random wormhole to who knows where, and that`s the end of it!
Creeping closer with my roots I tilt myself, falling into the strange warped portal.
No frying pan for this Tree, no sir!