Elemental Roots have combined into Chaos Root!

　　I`ve been fed everything over the past few days, all different types of essence made up from Laws.

　　I bet the Green Lady has a distilling station in the back to make this stuff.

　　I`m still not certain she`s not going to chop me up and use me as a rare spice ingredient in some Godly Pasta though.

　　Dryad has been cool as a cucumber the whole time.

　　Level UP! Maximum level has been achieved!

　　Whatever is in the stuff the Green Lady keeps feeding me, it has been custom made for growth. I`ve flown through almost a hundred levels, my resistances are maxed to everything as well. Now don`t get me wrong, I don`t think getting stronger is a bad thing.

　　Elemental Resistances combined into Chaos Resistance!

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　　It`s just, there`s the weird synergy that keeps happening. I keep evolving rapidly, as if She knew exactly what to do to make it happen.

　　If I had to say, there is only one downside.

　　Evolution from Mana Tree into Chaos Tree has begun!

　　Yes, that`s the downside.

　　I have no idea what a Chaos` Tree is.

　　I could end up with tentacles in strange places.

　　Or leaves on my branches that talk back to me.

　　Or even, Green Lady forbid, a different gender. That isn`t as funny as one would think when it could happen to you.

　　This is madness, hasn`t anyone taught this Divinity that forced genetic evolution can have dire consequences?!

　　Who goes around randomly kidnapping rare plants and forcing them to evolve anyway?

　　I certainly wouldn`t do that.

　　All the samples I`ve taken during my stay here were for scientific purposes.

　　Besides, it isn`t kidnapping if they are dead right?

　　Then it`s like, I`m just taking pieces of them for research.

　　They are donating their bodies to research!

　　Heh.

　　Rustle.

　　Moral compass? No self-respecting Tree has one of those useless things.

　　Besides, they started it.

　　It`s a jungle out here if you haven`t noticed. Half this Green Lady`s Garden is feral. A quarter of the other half is just weird, and the last quarter tried to kill me.

　　Since three-quarters of this place is hostile, I damn well am going to be hostile right back.

　　If it wasn`t for you demanding I don`t burn the place down, there wouldn`t be anything left of this Garden except smoking ashes.

　　I stare morosely at the Green Lady as she approaches again with another pot of mysterious liquid.

　　Rusttttllllllleeeeeeee.

　　No, no she is not taking care of us.

　　She`s just waiting till I drop my guard, then kapoow! right into the soup we`ll go.

　　Even if I can`t see it, that eyeroll is still obvious!