I`m being kidnapped.
Rustle.
No, wait&why would you think there is candy involved?
Rustleee!
I do not have memories of anything like that, you are absorbing more sordid TV shows again aren`t you!
Rustle&
Hah! That`s a guilty answer if I ever heard one.
I really don`t see how we need to allow ourselves to be kidnapped.
Rustttle.
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What diplomatic incident? A group of thugs and their magical thug backups attacked us and I disintegrated them. Sounds like perfectly legal self-defense to me.
Ruuustle.
There`s no such thing as Law and Order?
Anything a King or Emperor of the country says goes, huh.
I mean that just sounds like a recipe for some GoT type anarchy imo.
Rustle.
Hah, you fell into that trap so easy. How would you know what GoT is if you weren`t absorbing TV show memories.
Age and treachery wins over youth and idiocy anytime, young lady.
Russstle.
Why should we be concerned about where the Tevril+Papa combo are taking us? Look at it this way, if she didn`t do anything during the life threatening situations in the Dungeon why would she change her modus operandi now?
Rustle.
Yes, HUMAN greed is certainly appalling, except, I don`t see any humans kidnapping us.
Rustle?
Absolutely not. That right there is completely fallacious thinking. Applying human thinking to something called a Beast Kin is stupidity.
Rustle.
Hmm&
Ok, I mean I don`t think we have to worry about treachery, but sure I can do that for you. If it makes you feel better, never say this Tree didn`t look out for his future Greatest Dryad Under the Heavens" kapish?
Rustleeee.
I don`t think throwing normal mundane level soldiers at a father type that literally obliterated a high level Adventuring group in seconds is a wise choice either.
This town however, doesn`t agree with us.
Oh.
Oh my.
Elves.
I think I`m getting a little worked up now.
Rustle.
Yes, that is lava floating in the air around me now.
I need to concentrate for a bit, stop talking, ok dear?