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Bloom Xel 3059Words 2024-03-29 16:45

  *Hmm&*(Dryad)

  *Hmm&*(Tree)

  The figure standing just outside our Domain is surrounded by withered corpses as far as the eye can see.

  *I mean, she`s gorgeous in an inhuman manner, but doesn`t she remind you of those creatures in your memories? The ones with, wings, tails, horns, and smoking hot bodies&*(Dryad)

  *I can`t for the life of me remember what they were called. I do remember though that their main method of killing was draining the souls of their victims to feed the insatiable hunger they had.*(Tree)

  *You can`t really hold that against someone though. Once I have a physical form that`s very similar to how I feed.*(Dryad)

  *Hmm&*(Tree)

  *Hmm&*(Dryad)

  *What do you think?*(Tree)

  *Let`s see if she can communicate. Although, I don`t think we should let the creature in her shadow in, he`s creepy.*(Dryad)A case of theft: this story is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation.

  I guess I can try normal methods of communication before going exotic.

  "Howa! We come in peace!" I say, using the surrounding air in my Domain to mimic speech.

  Eh&why is the female creatures staring at me like I`m an idiot, I`m not!

  I know that`s the You`re an idiot Tree!` stare because Dryad uses it a lot&

  "Are you stupid?" the female creature states, while tilting her head to the side.

  Gah!

  I knew that was the same stare! They even raise their eyebrows in almost the same manner!

  "No! I am not stupid." I state firmly.

  "Prove it."

  "&."

  *Can I just kill her? We can always find another one.*(Tree)

  *I like her! She reminds me of the older sister`s in my inherited memories!*(Dryad)

  If I could cry tears, I would be doing that right now.

  One is bad enough.

  Two of Dryad though&

  I shudder at the potential disasters.

  "Are you one of these things?" I ask.

  I am rather curious why she can even understand me. Wherever we are it certainly isn`t a place that would seem to contain the Celna human language.

  "My name is Vex, Queen of the Souldrinkers. If you ever suggest I share anything with an Outcast I will eat you alive." Vex says, with cold eyes.

  Note to self, do not mention Vex looks like a pretty monster. Outcast. Whatever.

  "Ok."

  See? I`m a brilliant master of conversation!

  *Move aside and let me talk, before you get us into a war with the first decent creature around!*(Dryad)

  I was doing fine.

  Until that death threat.

  Bah! Whatever, let`s see if you can do any better!

  *Moving aside, moving aside, do your best dear!*(Tree)

  Dryad uses the same magic I do to manipulate sound in the air, however when she does it the voice sounds like a smoking hot woman.

  For some reason I always sound like an elderly grandfather&

  Life is so damn unfair.

  "Hi! Could you point us in the direction of civilization, a hot shower, and the closest place to start world domination?" Dryad says, in a bubbly cheery voice.

  Vex blinks for several moments, before pointing behind her, "We could start at my Lair."

  What. The. Hell!

  Dryad!

  I worry sometimes about my other half&she`s sometimes much less stable than me&

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