Chatper 203.5 (The War)
TELKAN FORGE WORLDS
OK, I give up, why is a raven like a writing desk?
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TREANA`AD HIVE WORLDS
Because
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CONFEDMIL
ANTAEUS FLEET ENGAGED WITH PRECURSOR FORCE IN ARMADA STRENGTH
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MANTID FREE WORLDS
antseus? Antaeus?
antaeus? Antaeus? ANTAEUS?
AAAAAHHHHH! AHHHHHH!
HELP ME! THEY`RE COMING TO GET ME!
AHHHHH! THE DEFIANT MARAT! THE SAVAGE SINGING DUCK! THE CURSED UNDYING HOOD! THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS MISSOURI! THE SUNSHATTERER YAMATO!
HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME I DON`T WANNA DIE I DON`T WANNA DIE I DON`T DIE
>>Mantid Free Worlds runs back and forth screaming
>>Mantid Free Worlds huddles in the corner covering her head and shivering
don`t let it get me don`t let it get me
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TREANA`AD HIVE WORLDS
Calm down, sis. It`s OK.
You`re just having a nightmare. The Antaeus Fleet never actually existed. Like the Tooth Fairy or the Queen of France.
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CONFEDMIL
They have been awoken. They have been repurposed.Unauthorized tale usage: if you spot this story on Amazon, report the violation.
This is permissible under Total War.
ANTAEUS FLEET ACTION SUCCESSFUL
REPAIRING ANTAEUS FLEET
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RIGELLIAN COMPACT
Wait, the Antaeus Fleet is real?
I thought it was an old rumor.
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TELKAN FORGE WORLDS
What`s an Antaeus Fleet?
Why is she trying to climb up the wall?
What is everyone so terrified.
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CLONE WORLD CONSORTIUM
Wait, the Antaeus Fleet is real? I thought it was just a scary story we told each other to freak sis out.
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CYBERNETIC ORGANISM COLLECTIVE
It`s not real.
Ships that are destroyed and come back as twisted copies of themselves? Ships that break apart to reveal another warship trapped inside like a bug in amber?
It`s a ghost story. Nothing more. We just tell each other about it to scare each other. It`s a ghost story. Like the IRS.
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DIGITAL ARTIFICIAL SENTIENCE SYSTEMS
How would you even make something like that? It`s impossible.
CONFEDMIL is just messing with us.
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TELKAN FORGE WORLDS
I don`t know, he sounded pretty serious and Mantid freaked out.
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BIOLOGICAL ARTIFICIAL SENTIENCE SYSTEMS
It`s just a scary story to explain what happened during the Mantid War.
Something blew a hole straight through the Mantid`s psyche.
I mean, just the word Antaeus is enough to get her to freak out.
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MANTID FREE WORLDS
HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME!
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>>TERRASOL HAS ENABLED ADMIN CONTROLS
>>MANTID_FREE_WORLDS HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED FROM EMOTIONAL LIBRARY
MANTID FREE WORLDS
Oh, thank the Digital Omnimessiah and the Twelve Biological Apostles.
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TREANA`AD HIVE WORLDS
Calm down, sis, the Antaeus Fleet is just an old ghost story.
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MANTID FREE WORLDS
The Missouri is REAL. I`m telling you.
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RIGELLIAN COMPACT
Well, yeah. It`s currently with the 19th Fleet heading into Lanaktallan Space.
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MANTID FREE WORLDS
Not that one.
THE Missouri. The Destroyer of Worlds, the Reaver of Souls, the Unstoppable Fury.
THAT one.
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TREANA`AD HIVE WORLDS
That one`s an old rumor. It`s just trying to reconstruct what happened during the war, sis.
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RIGELLIAN COMPACT
Yeah, sis, it`s just one of those stories Space Force guys like to tell each other about to creep each other out.
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DIGITAL ARTIFICIAL SENTIENCE SYSTEMS
You know the thing. The whole "A Captain who goes down with his ship with enough rage will find himself chained to the Captain`s Chair of one of the Undying Ships of the Antaeus Fleet in order to redeem himself and his ship" kind of thing.
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CYBERNETIC ORGANISM COLLECTIVE
Yeah, you know, one of those "I know a guy who knows a guy who totally knew this Marine who ended up as part of the shipboard compliment of the Warspite."
It`s just ghost stories we use to scare each other.
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TELKAN FORGE WORLDS
You mean like Daxin?
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TREANA`AD HIVE WORLDS
Shit.