Inalienable Rights: The After-Hours Molar Message

PRE | satire | Complete

Even aliens have legal troubles. Whenever an intergalactic being runs into trouble on earth, Lord Farkvold, the High Councilman of the Planets of Slatt, contacts Earth attorneys Marsh and Henry to help extra-terrestrials avoid unwanted attention and jail.

7.58 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-29 15:18

One Froggy Evening

Gatta Darya | satire | Complete

First short story of the ThReeee Sentences Story serie by 2 people writing 3 sentences in turns live. P.S. It is a satire, don't take it too seriously.

1.45 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-27 12:12

Occam's Wallet

Hersi Hersi | satire | Complete

A short story about the importance and irrelevance of choices.

0.69 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-22 09:35

Cultivine

B. A. Baker (Thedude3445) | satire | Complete

The Soul Palace System has ruled the world of Wuweizi for countless eons, but there is a new magic afoot--or should we say, avine. Xi Gua Lao, an aspiring daoist, embarks on an adventure that leads him to an up close and personal encounter with the one thing he never expected: Vine Waifus. Vine Waifu created with Artbreeder. Cover by me. Audiobook narration by Kgy121. Read other Vines: Chaos Vines OnlineVINAL FANTASYVines: A Short StoryThe Vines of Bramblekeep When Immortal Ascension Fails Divine Thorns

20.78 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-29 15:15

Goreblaster [Pulp Fantasy Satire]

Kleggt | satire | Complete

Goreblaster - a beefcake whose prime ingredient is over-the-top monster slaying, topped off with the delicate frosting of the desperate need for validation and adoration. Under the (mostly) helpful guidance of his hapless assistant slash manager, Percy, the pair turned his natural skills (and incredibly unrealistic physique) into a career of seemingly unending foe-crushing-heroics. Goreblaster is a series of short stories (~10k words each) following the exploits of the barbarian and is a pulp trash novel by intention! Full of questionable uses of the written language and some satire of the fantasy genre. (Think Conan x Dangermouse x a stale cheese sandwich). It is also a meta-fiction within my usual Deathforged universe - a seemingly unending series of unpublished pulp novellas of no known author, the various handwritten tomes having been found all across the world of Othea over several decades.

18.84 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-29 18:16

Ascendance

Evil_Reviewer | satire | Complete

A short story. Involves the main character tragically suffering her terrible fate. Is very well-written, although there may be some small errors. Has one chapter.

0.56 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-22 09:35

KI Anthology III

Kitsune's Inkwell | satire | Complete

Kitsune's Inkwell is a small collective of (mostly) fan-fiction writers who have come together to help each other grow. We have monthly Write-Offs to stretch our literary muscles by tackling things that normally would be outside of our wheelhouse.Prompt:Have you ever had that moment when you're listening to the radio and mishear what's playing? Write about a situation where the character does a double-take on what they just heard on the radio...and finds out that they actually heard correctly for once. Requirements:Submissions were to contain only original characters and settings, a minimum of 1000 words up to a maximum of 2000, and have a dedicated plot hook.

9.56 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-29 18:14

Conspiracy Theory

Keira Reynolds | satire | Complete

Xander was paranoid and delusional, and Dr Tyler was doing everything she could to help him. Or was he? And was she?

0.29 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-22 09:35

The Rebellion

thevirgincomedy | satire | Complete

An office worker works in an oppressive space where employees can be fired and potentially even arrested at the slightest mistake. In the midst of a chaotic morning, he is visited by the ghost of an anarchist faction leader.

3.02 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-22 09:36

Isekai Winner: Super Sweepstakes!

TackySlappy | satire | Complete

Emma Longstone is not a regular person; she's famous for holding the world record for most Sweepstakes won by a single person! Her luck is good to the point where she's won the lottery multiple times in a row, accurately predicted the value of stocks years in advance, and never lost rock-paper-scissors. Unfortunately, things aren't always rosy at the top; having earned a fortune from her efforts as a professional sweepstaker, business owners everywhere despised her. That's why they assassinated her. On her way to the afterlife, her journey was disrupted by a deity called Tchadd. He offered her a chance to escape a brutal afterlife if she agreed to work for him. She agreed and was hired as an Isekai Winner, a person with qualities impressive enough to save entire worlds. Now she finds herself using sweepstaking to save worlds in non-intuitive ways!(Note: this description is misleading)

16.67 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-29 18:18

NiceOneNoMicroSon

HungryVisitor | satire | Complete

Bobby was a normal child - until his parents decided to improve his future chances with bleeding edge technology.

9.22 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-22 09:38

Universeman (One shot)

Bluebery | satire | Complete

"I am Universeman! My left eye shines like the sun and my right eye glows like the moon! The death star is the core of my heart and the black hole is boiling inside my stomach!" A story with only dialogue and dialogue tags! LET'S GO!

2.11 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-22 09:36

The Signal

Glacialfury | satire | Complete

What if the illustrious Mr. Hawking was right and searching the stars for life is a bad idea? Read on for a different take on the age-old question.

0.59 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-29 18:15

Quoth the Catto

Mad Sadie | satire | Complete

A drunk guy has a conversation with a cat. Parody of The Raven by that famous poet dude. A short poem.

0.64 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-29 18:12

Day of Doom

The God Of Boredom | satire | Complete

A guy wakes up in the morning. That, alone, is a traumatic experience by itself. But then the sun goes out. The guy figures that it's just some freak solar eclipse or something like that. After all, he isn't exactly a scientist. But, no; The same thing happens again the next morning. And the next. The guy must now figure out what's going on. This is my 2nd fiction, written for the [Royal Road Community Magazine] Contest, with the first being something I'd rather not show you. When I started this one(a couple hours before I wrote this synopsis), I had a fair idea of what I was doing, kind of. Cover by MRMerrigan.

4.41 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-29 15:18

A Brief Account of the American Invasion to Mordor

Urikson | satire | Complete

I just found a silly little thing I wrote in 2010 about the year 2022. Thought I'd share it here :)

0.52 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-29 18:15

My Immortal Myth-Take [January 2024 Royal Road Community Magazine Participant]

Zeke Stone | satire | Complete

Max Masters wants to get away from it all. He wants to isekai, to get out of his mundane existence, just like what happened to all his heroes in the books he reads. The problem is that it is easier said than done. Yet he is certain that with perseverance he will meet a certain truck, and through it get all that he deserves; ultimate power, immortality. And a harem. My Immortal Myth-Take is a satirical fantasy short story, an entry in the Royal Road Community Magazine.

7.93 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-29 15:19

ToTo's Strange Journey: Underground Delivery

Balinator | satire | Complete

Brian Law Korn was an average guy living an average life until one day he met his friend, Brender who entrusted him with a strange box and a toaster to be delivered to an unknown location. Little did he know this will change his life forever.This is part 1 of the (hopefully) 3 parts long ToTo's Strange Journey series. This is a parody based on the action-adventure manga/anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure by Hirohiko Araki

15.61 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-29 15:19

Other world ice cream shop

ChJees | satire | Complete

When a cynical shut-in is summoned over to another world is everything not as it seems. He is a reluctant hero but finally finds a reason play his part. He would rather stay inside all day long reading novels meanwhile gorging himself on ice cream. This is a short one-shot story.

0.61 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-22 09:35

The Empire of the Heartland

GaBeRockKing | satire | Complete

After the United States of America fell, one beacon of hope remained lit. The great city of Des Moines, jewel of the heartlands. Beset by barbarians on all sides, the proud midwesterners still strode forth on their great quest to re-unite the shattered states of america. - A complete timeline.

1.31 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-22 09:36