Don`t try to fix the mistakes of the past. It`s more fun to make new ones.

　　Now-ish - Doctor Zero - The Zero Lab

　　This book has been kicking around for a while:

　　The Megacles story was written in 2015-17.

　　In 2018, I wrote three short stories about Mr. President, Deadman, and God Damn Space Prick.

　　The Candy story was written between April 2018 and April 2019.

　　The Doc-Danger story was written in May and June of 2019.

　　The Brightside short story was written in August and September of 2019.

　　I`ve released this book under various names on Amazon, Wattpad, Webnovel, Scribblehub, and Moonquill. I found Royal Road in March of 2019, and shortly after abandoned all other sites. You guys are cool. You like my book. I like your books. Fuck those other sites.

　　This is the last release of this story. I`m not editing it anymore. I`m not posting it anywhere else. I`m done. Sorry Inkitt.

　　In this last release I put Candy`s story first. Just because it`s my favorite. Other versions of the book have been ordered as the chapters were written. I have never ordered the book according to the in-book timeline. This has confused and annoyed some people. Dang.If you encounter this tale on Amazon, note that it`s taken without the author`s consent. Report it.

　　For the record, here is the in-book timeline:

　　Sunshine & Bacon Slime (Brightside)

　　Into Darkness (Mr. President)

　　Super Science & Fast Romance (Megacles)

　　Red Team Dead Man (Deadman)

　　This Monkey Was Lied To! (Space Prick)

　　Space Gods & Party Monsters (Doc-Danger)

　　Very Yummy Poison (Candy)

　　So, RTDM and TMWLT! happen in the middle of SS&FR, and VYP happens in the middle of SG&PM. Pretty straightforward. I don`t know why people are confused.

　　At this point you may be wondering - Where the fuck are these short stories? Good point. I`ll put them up next. Just tack them on willy-nilly. They are 13 chapters all together. You`ll have them all by this time next week. Three of the short stories have covers and taglines! I`ll put them in the author`s note below! Some of them mention drinking and drugs. That was written in 2018, and is not indicative of my current state. If I`m fucked up right now that`s just a coincidence.