I stand before various selections,

　　At the grocery store,

　　Mountain Dew,

　　Oh sweet lady, let your pee enter my mouth,The tale has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation.

　　Indeed, who`s urine should we drink today,

　　A little Doctor Pepper? To sate my thirst for blood,

　　A little pepsi, to respect the experienced,

　　This one says Peace Tea,

　　Its nice to say,

　　Maybe the Monster,

　　Because I`m tired?

　　This one`s called Reign,

　　Would it be alright to drink?

　　I`ll drink anything with vanilla,

　　You notice how there`s never any blueberry juice?

　　Raspberry, snort,

　　Apple juice, for the refined,

　　Wine? Get the fuck outta here,

　　This is a kid`s show.