"Introduce yourself," The producer says,

　　"Yes, I`m Jan, the 40 Cent Virgin," I say,

　　"40 Cent Virgin you say? That`s hilarious," He says,

　　"What can you do?" He asks,

　　"I can do many things,This narrative has been purloined without the author`s approval. Report any appearances on Amazon.

　　I can make things seem more valuable than they are,

　　I can hide heaven,

　　I can fact check the poor,

　　I can offer easy outs,

　　Easy dreams for the pure of heart," I say,

　　"Hmmm,

　　And those legs,

　　Where do they go?" The producer asks,

　　"They go to hell, sir," I say,

　　"Hmm, If you were a real 40 Cent Virgin, they would go to heaven, wouldn`t you agree?" He asks,

　　"The path is there, sir, for the pure of heart, but there are many gatekeepers," I say,

　　"So it becomes a road to hell, I see," The producer says,

　　"Are you a gentle virgin,

　　You should at least be a gentle virgin," He says,

　　"My skin is soft, white,

　　But underneath is a demon," I say,

　　"There are various roles we can offer,

　　The joker, the wildcard, the blame taker, the good word speaker,

　　There`s even the gift giver, the truth speaker,

　　Let`s not forget the gentleman," He says,

　　"Sir, I am a girl," I say,

　　"Of course," He says.