Do you smell that?

　　Thought I smelled a cherry.

　　Was there a hint of vanilla in the air?

　　Anyways,

　　I was standing there,

　　When he asked me the question,

　　When a lady offered me a cup of water,

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　　Anyways,

　　I was standing there,

　　When he asked the question,

　　When the waiter brought my meal,

　　Anyways,

　　I was standing there,

　　When he asked the question,

　　When I cut into my steak,

　　Anyways,

　　I was standing there,

　　When he asked the question,

　　When I bit into an apple,

　　Anyways, I was standing there,

　　When he asked the question,

　　When I had the urge to pick up a red hot piece of coal,

　　Anyways,

　　The lady,

　　Threw her drink on my face,

　　She said goodnight, see you tomorrow morning,

　　I was flabbergasted,

　　Yes, I was standing in line,

　　And I was appalled,

　　I wasn`t ready for it,

　　I tripped and fell,

　　From heaven to greet you baby,

　　Anyways,

　　When you cut a chicken`s head off—

　　Yeah, yeah, we know,

　　Well, I was smoking there,

　　When two little rabbits ran by me,

　　Where did they go?

　　Who knows.