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"Look Sir, surely you can understand my concerns here - You turn up wearing all black, with a full face mask--"
"..."
"--Dubious documents and you walk like a soldier, least you walk like my old man used to and he was a soldier."
"Is there an issue with my papers?"
"Well, no, not exactly - But what is a dignitary for the Abhailen delegation doing dressed like you are? I don`t mean to be cruel, your medical documents do clear you to wear that... mask? To wear it to cover a facial disfiguration - But why such an eccentric mask - And Sir how in Sun`s name did you manage to get your name officially changed to `BlackBox` - Not `black-space-box` mind you, or `black-hyphen-box`, but just `BlackBox`?"
"...."
"And for a dignitary how come you have no staff? Well except that one woman, what is she to you by the way, a sectary? And how come you came in separately?"
"You worked out she`s with me? Perhaps I should hire you..."
"Huh?"
"You are the first airport attendant to ever notice - And yes she is my... sectary."Unauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings.
"Oh really? Well you know we are no ordinary airport, best in the business Sir! And if I might make another observation, she is quite the looker--"
"I`d stop right there if you value your career."
"Errr, right, sorry that was rude of me."
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"You know Sir, flight recorders aren`t actually black - They are usual orange or red, so the way you`re dressed doesn`t really match your name."
"Is there a problem with my papers or the conduct I present on the flight?"
".......No, everything is in order - You are here on state business for an undetermined amount of time, your face is allowed to be covered as explained by medical documentation, your name is legally BlackBox - And according to the documents all that is perfectly legal and normal and I should not be at all concerned."
"I`ll be going then."
"I suppose so, my apologies sir but I hope you understand with all the wars this last decade, security has been increased you know? I have to check these things, just to be sure."
"...Indeed, four world ending conflicts in under 20 years - It is understandable."
"Four? Oh! You counted the IAFS - TSU-s thing huh?"
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"Well ummm, you`re free to go now - I hope you`ll fly with Bhailien-Central-Airlines again on your next trip Sir."
"Good-Day to you."----"Aww shoot I still had one more thing to ask! Tch, he`s already gone, man has a stride! Hope I didn`t offend him too much, got to stop following these hunches of mine before I get in trouble...again. Still wonder what his deal is, strange dude..."