"You know, Kat," Arnold said, "technically we`re sleeping together right now."

　　"...No, Arnold, no we`re not."

　　"Uh, yeah we are. I`m sleeping, you`re sleeping, and we`re together. We`re sleeping together!"

　　"Ugh, ew."

　　"What? You don`t think it`s funny? It`s called a pun, Kat."

　　"It`s... not funny."

　　"We`re sleeping together, Kat! Sleeping together!"

　　"Arnold, please stop. You`re being a creep."

　　Arnold held up his sword in a cool action pose. "Oh yeah? I`m a creep? We`ll I guess you`re just PMSing and bleeding all out of your clitoris or whatever."

　　"That is anatomically incorrect, and also screw you. You`re being a total dick and I don`t even know why."Stolen content warning: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences.

　　"Oh, so you`re not PMSing? You`re just being a BITCH?"

　　Kat held up her pseudopod in an action pose. "I`m going to kick your ass if you say another sexist, demeaning thing about me. Let`s just find Dorrik and--"

　　"We aren`t waiting for your boyfriend," Arnold said with great dignity. "Yeah, I know about you and him."

　　"Them!" she shouted. "And I have no idea what you`re talking about."

　　"What, you didn`t think I knew you two would be having wild sex every single time I wasn`t around with you? Why do you think I have to escort you everywhere? Because you`re always opening up your legs to every person who passes you by. You`re just like Anna."

　　"Anna is a great person, and just because the two of us didn`t work out, it doesn`t mean she`s a bad person. And I won`t stand for your insults anymore."

　　"That`s not what Anna told me," he said. "Anna hates your guts. She`s heartbroken because you`re a bitch, and she`s a bitch but not as much a bitch as your bitch-ass self. Bitch."

　　"I don`t know what that word means," a deep, masculine voice said offscreen, "but I don`t like it. Get away from the girl."

　　It was Dorrik.

　　"I hate you!!!!!!" Arnold shouted.

　　Immediately, he charged at the stupid, hunky, beautiful lizard with his fully-erect sword aimed right at the lizard`s weak point.

　　This was going to be his moment for honor and glory. This would be the moment he won Kat over.

　　Then Dorrik back-handed Arnold so hard he flew into the air and fell off a cliff.