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61: Floor 5, Divine Scheme

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  The floor shifts beneath my feet and I`m back in the horrible WHITE lobby, but my eyes are staring at the screen in front of me.

  

  your inventory has been sold

  for 1 899 points.>

  

  11 774 points.>

  My debt is even worse now. So, in other words, beating this floor awarded me exactly nothing, huh? I just went deeper in debt? Right? Is that the situation? Any chance I could get a bank statement on the situation here? Really, I don`t know about you, but this whole we-don`t-like-you-so-go-into-debt system feels a bit rigged. I mean, if you liked me, I would`ve been rich by now! Imagine that, huh? If every god that disliked me liked me instead, I would`ve had enough points to buy the whole damn shop!

  This is a travesty. I can`t believe this. Then again, it`s not like being in debt has any effect outside of the shop, so I think it`s fine if the gods don`t like me as much as they—

  

  thanks the God of Combat

  after a long and personal discussion.>

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  <...>

  

  

  <22 to 2

  in favour.>

  

  has decided with the support of

  22 backing Gods that Hell Challenger

  Lee Ho-Jae

  will be stripped of the blessings that

  the God of Combat has so graciously given him.

  Reasoning:

  Hell Challenger Lee Ho-Jae

  does not appear to appreciate or

  require them in his further challenging

  of the Hell Difficulty Tutorial.>

  Uh& Huh?...

  H-, hang on just a moment. If I may ask, and if it isn`t too offensive for your divine pallets, I have just one question.Unauthorized content usage: if you discover this narrative on Amazon, report the violation.

  What the fuck?

  There is so much wrong with this that I don`t even know where to start, but I guess the easiest place is&

  Hey, Cruelty. How come if you take interest in me, that you still want to agree with all of these sourpusses and go against me, huh? We may not agree on a lot of things, and I personally don`t think you should like me at all since I`m such a kind and virtuous person, but is that any reason for you to go and side with all of these dumbos? I mean, really now. Coward and Want got the hint, so why not you?

  

  attests that He enjoys all

  forms of cruelty, be they committed

  or endured.>

  &Uhuh. So you`re the ultimate switch? Right. Got it.

  Secondly, and maybe finally, what the heck do you mean when you say blessings? I have been given nothing by you! You haven`t even taken interest in me, mr fight-right-or-die! How am I supposed to be stripped of a blessing I don`t have? Hm? Riddle me that, you supposed god.

  Bleh. Yeah, of course I don`t require blessings, you haven`t given me any. Stupid god&

  So, anyways. I got a lot of skills this floor, so I think I`d do best to check on the—

  Hm. Hm? Hm&

  Hu—h. Huh. Huh&

  If I`m not seeing things wrong, and assuming I didn`t court lady number 2, there`s a fair chance that, um, again assuming I`m not currently experiencing hypnosis, that, ah, uh&

  All my combat skills are gone?

  Intermediate Spear Arts level 2: gone.

  Intermediate Knife Arts level 3: gone.

  Intermediate Axe Arts level 1: gone.

  Intermediate Shieldwork level 4: gone.

  Intermediate Swordsmanship Level 5: gone.

  All of them. I`ve still got Maul and Eviscerate and my claws and fangs, but anything pertaining to a weapon is just& gone.

  &So, in other words, um& Are these the supposed blessings the god of combat had supposedly given me? Huh. Um&

  Okay, honestly, I`m not especially upset at losing these skills in particular, I haven`t used them in a while and I don`t think I need them much anyways since all my weapons will just be automatically sold anyways, but&

  There`s an insinuation here that I don`t like. Namely, these skills, whatever they are, come directly from some god or another. As, like, a blessing, I suppose? Or something.

  I—I just&

  Maybe I should have figured this out earlier, it makes absolute sense considering the way, well, everything is formatted around here, but somehow, someway, the system I have, the skills I get from it, the levels it gives me, the entire tutorial itself& Is most likely made from the powers of these gods. They could absolutely do a vote to just& kill me.

  For some of them, I`m basically just a plaything. For others, from what I can see, they`re just hate-watching me. And, sure, being hate-watched is nothing new for me, but the difference here is that those losers who sent me hate-mail and angry PMs on Earth didn`t actually hold much power over me. They couldn`t just press a button and have me explode into confetti on the spot. And, sure, maybe these gods can`t do that either, but if they band together, and hold some stupid democratic vote on it&

  There wouldn`t be a thing I could do to stop it.

  And that wouldn`t be too bad if these supposed gods actually acted like honest-to-God divine creatures. If they were aloof and didn`t care for mortal quarrels and everything like that, then they wouldn`t care what I did because no matter what, I would still just be a pathetic foolish mortal. But as it is, right now, I`m stuck in some sort of half-greek pantheon I don`t know about you, but I would not want to meet Zeus personally.

  This is not a good situation, but there`s also nothing I can do about it.

  Frankly, I`m starting to think that if the gods really wanted me dead, then I`d already be floating down the river Styx in a one-piece and cement floaties. But I`m not. The worst they can do, from what I can see, is to strip me of my skills. And sure, that`s already bad enough, but the god of combat couldn`t just do that as he pleased. He needed the other gods to concur with him, sure, but he also needed a reason. In this case, it was because I didn`t appreciate them, and he didn`t think I`d need them in the future. And maybe he`s right about that.

  Either way, they can`t do this stuff out of nowhere and for no reason. The god of keeping-me-alive can`t suddenly decide to strip me of all my tolerances because, well, I`m using those! And diligently, too.

  As weird as it is to think, at least within the walls of this tutorial, the gods can`t just act however they please. They can try, but they need to have a solid reasoning and backing behind whatever they do.

  I am not receiving power from a single human-acting god.

  I am getting it from many.

  And some of those gods happen to understand the sound logic and reasoning in why I act as I do, and even if one of those gods apparently really likes watching me suffer, the other two will at least try to protect me. Hm. There`s gotta be some way of using this to my advantage, right?

  I just know there is.

  But, for now, since there isn`t much to do about this whole thing—I certainly can`t alter my winning playstyle—I guess I`d better just put it to the side.

  The next floor& That`s the one Moleman warned me about, right? Specifically, about how the boss was supposedly unbeatable. In my personal opinion, there`s no such thing as a truly unbeatable boss, just bad players. I mean, yeah, some bosses are invincible during certain stages of their battle, but that`s always temporary. A boss, no matter how seemingly invincible, will always be beatable somehow, even if it is only inside a cutscene.

  Minotaur&

  Yeah, I`ve gotta beat him. Ain`t no way I`m just letting a perfectly fine pelt-plus-meat combo slip out of my grip simply because the entire tutorial is filled with cowards.

  That said, I haven`t really had time to check the time in a while. How long is it until the floor opens?

  

  <06:59:55

  Day 112>

  

  8:18:00:05>

  

  23:47:31>

  112 days have already passed, huh? Somehow, it feels like it`s been both way longer and way shorter than that. I guess time really does move fast and-or slow when you`re in constant life-and-death situations.

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