You press the button.

　　Dong.

　　A banner is now taped to a wall. It reads:

　　Watermark and all.

　　On the ground below the banner is a big sky-blue envelope.

　　You walk over and pick up the envelope. It isn`t written on anywhere.

　　Will you open it?The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings.

　　Of course you will. Obviously.

　　Inside is a big greeting card that says "congrats!". Presumably because the person they hired to design 800 greeting cards was dead tired and couldn`t spell the full word correctly.

　　That`s my guess, at least.

　　Anyways, you open the card, and a couple flakes of glitter are spit out at you while some royalty-free music plays.

　　The card reads:

　　"Congrats! You pressed the button!"

　　&

　　Yep, that`s it.

　　That`s all there is.

　　There isn`t anything written anywhere else. It`s a letdown, really.

　　Honestly, I think that tone-deaf intern was also lacking in imagination.

　　Hmm? Intern? Oh, yeah, we outsource some work to interns. What agency doesn`t?

　　Anyways, you rip up the envelope, because there isn`t much else to do with it, and wipe the glitter off your face.

　　This is really quite a boring room.

　　DO YOU PRESS THE BUTTON?

　　Yes

　　No