New Island

fsarbolaez | satire | Complete

A new island rises off the coast after a major earthquake. Soon, small valuable gems are discovered, while the civilians and government begin coming into conflict with one another. However, something primordial stirs deep within the land and under the waves. (Content Warning: Contains foul language, violence, gore, xenophobia, traumatic experience, and moments of allusions to assault, self-harm, and harm ideation)

9.55 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-29 18:15

Occam's Wallet

Hersi Hersi | satire | Complete

A short story about the importance and irrelevance of choices.

0.69 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-22 09:35

The Empire of the Heartland

GaBeRockKing | satire | Complete

After the United States of America fell, one beacon of hope remained lit. The great city of Des Moines, jewel of the heartlands. Beset by barbarians on all sides, the proud midwesterners still strode forth on their great quest to re-unite the shattered states of america. - A complete timeline.

1.31 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-22 09:36

The Job Application: A Retellling.

TealiciousTea | satire | Complete

The first chapter is based on a short story originally written by Robert Walzer in 1914, and translated by Christopher Middleton. It is a retelling for 2021 or the "long 2020" by me. The following chapters are originals by myself.

0.83 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-29 18:14

The Potion Shop

Mircea Florea | satire | Complete

"I am Sir Agandir of the house of Paltrinon, and I seek your aid in performing my quest.""What quest will that be, my lord, Sir Agandir?""Slaying the cursed beast that roams the skies of Wellos.""I would gladly assist you, sir, but I am afraid slaying dragons was one of my weakest talents and it has decreased with age.""Don't play with me, old man!" The knight leaned over the counter and grinned through his thick scruffy black beard. "I NEED POTIONS!"

0.68 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-29 18:15

The hunt before Christmas

TheMoldySausage | satire | Complete

Santa Claus is real, but he doesn't deliver presents, he hunts Yetis.

0.13 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-29 18:16

Space Apes (AKA Spapes)

SwordTune | satire | Complete

For as long as there has been faith, there have been the unfaithful. Persecuted for nothing but her doubts (and reading the wrong books) one girl has a chance to start a new life on a new planet. But wherever there are cities, there is the presence of the Novoastrian Church. Unable to even go to school without the watchful eye of the Inquest searching for non-believers, how long can an apostate maintain their sanity when surrounded by faith?

6.72 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-22 09:36

Ascendance

Evil_Reviewer | satire | Complete

A short story. Involves the main character tragically suffering her terrible fate. Is very well-written, although there may be some small errors. Has one chapter.

0.56 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-22 09:35

One Perfect Moment

skribe | satire | Complete

Basil wants to propose to Della. But Gemma won't let the two of them be alone. Then Basil's friend starts a fight with Gemma's husband. And nobody can work out who Wanda really is. It's a night doomed to be a total disaster, but in the middle of it something magical happens: one perfect moment that they will all long remember.

2.72 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-22 09:35

The Tale of Jun Ze the Fearless Bladesman

Larkspur Wren | satire | Complete

[Participant in the Royal Road Community Magazine, January 2024] Legend tells of a vagrant herofearless in the truest sense of the wordfor whom no opponent was too strong and no odds too steep. He travelled the Four Seas, quashing evil and uplifting downtrodden folk everywhere he went. But when his latest quest puts the Fearless Bladesman on a collision course with the one thing he fears in the world, he's forced to confront his own mortalityand the measure of a life truly lived.

4.82 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-29 15:11

Day of Doom

The God Of Boredom | satire | Complete

A guy wakes up in the morning. That, alone, is a traumatic experience by itself. But then the sun goes out. The guy figures that it's just some freak solar eclipse or something like that. After all, he isn't exactly a scientist. But, no; The same thing happens again the next morning. And the next. The guy must now figure out what's going on. This is my 2nd fiction, written for the [Royal Road Community Magazine] Contest, with the first being something I'd rather not show you. When I started this one(a couple hours before I wrote this synopsis), I had a fair idea of what I was doing, kind of. Cover by MRMerrigan.

4.41 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-29 15:18

Do You Believe in Aliens?: A Satirical Flash Fiction

Kaylie Night | satire | Complete

Diane has been a prankster for as long as Megan has known her. So when Diane announces that she's an alien, Megan is waiting for the punchline . . .

0.60 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-29 15:17

Of Plots & Peepers (Tales of the Axe Book 1)

Ralts Bloodthorne | satire | Complete

Fraker the Axe is many things: The Herald of Carnage, the Favored Son, He Who Cannot Be Bound. But those are the names he is called in prophecy, legend, and heroic epics. The reality is somewhat different.

26.31 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-13 17:03

Herold's Extremely Legendary Parenting skills in another world.

Cynical Stranger | satire | Complete

Herold just bought the house he worked so hard for just to get a heart attack and die. But it was not the end of him. He lived again, waking up as a poor homeless man in a fantasy world. After going through the 5 stages of grief he found that the man he was in the body of now was a sort of father figure to the many homeless orphan children of the town. Soon enough he found a new purpose. One that might prove to be much more meaningful than his new house or the money he spent on it. Be the best parent he can be and help the orphans fulfill their true potential.

1.23 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-29 15:18

Other world ice cream shop

ChJees | satire | Complete

When a cynical shut-in is summoned over to another world is everything not as it seems. He is a reluctant hero but finally finds a reason play his part. He would rather stay inside all day long reading novels meanwhile gorging himself on ice cream. This is a short one-shot story.

0.61 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-22 09:35

One Froggy Evening

Gatta Darya | satire | Complete

First short story of the ThReeee Sentences Story serie by 2 people writing 3 sentences in turns live. P.S. It is a satire, don't take it too seriously.

1.45 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-27 12:12

Cultivine

B. A. Baker (Thedude3445) | satire | Complete

The Soul Palace System has ruled the world of Wuweizi for countless eons, but there is a new magic afoot--or should we say, avine. Xi Gua Lao, an aspiring daoist, embarks on an adventure that leads him to an up close and personal encounter with the one thing he never expected: Vine Waifus. Vine Waifu created with Artbreeder. Cover by me. Audiobook narration by Kgy121. Read other Vines: Chaos Vines OnlineVINAL FANTASYVines: A Short StoryThe Vines of Bramblekeep When Immortal Ascension Fails Divine Thorns

20.78 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-29 15:15

(Oneshot) I Shouldn't Have Pretended to be the Female Lead

ars | satire | Complete

Some dude falls into another world and decides he’d rather live as the Heroine than go out and fight to death as the Hero. He might have changed his mind if he’d read the terms and conditions, though.

1.55 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-27 16:57

Reincarnated as an Otter, I overdosed on Copium

MysteriousAlt | satire | Complete

A story about a man coping with an Otterly terrible fate. This title came to me in a vision, so I wrote it at 2 AM. I regret nothing.

1.06 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-27 17:05

System Armageddon - A New Term

DragonOfRochester | satire | Complete

One author decides to become a dick. The others band together and decide not to play. Then the System Armageddon happens.

5.19 Ten thousand words | Updated at 2024-03-27 17:08