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Chapter 2: Fire and Ribstone

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  Why am I a bullock?

  I stop munching on my grass because my head hurts. I swear I can feel the pain down there too.

  This body has no pride; the same went for my other one.

  If I remember correctly, paradise is supposed to reward animals for their work. I should be in perfect form.

  Maybe—just maybe—that raven lied. I should`ve checked if he still had his worth.

  Also, my horns are shorter, from what I can see. I went over to a nearby pond to get water. I need to clarify this too.

  I`m a different bull too, which I knew because my color had lightened.

  So, with my intelligence, I now realize that this isn`t paradise because there are flaws here that stink.

  Now my head hurts again.

  I go back to eating my grass.

  It doesn`t taste as good anymore. It`s a shame—a real shame.

  To top it off, a human female walks in and feeds hay to each of us on the field. Humans wouldn`t be in a paradise—that`s disgusting.

  My head hurts because now I`m back to square one.This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report.

  So I eat the hay when it`s my turn. The human holds some rectangle thing in front of my face, but the hay is more important.

  She leaves after making human noises I couldn`t understand and obstructing my space by rubbing her head against my face.

  They did that a lot.

  She took hay away from me, so now I`m back to thinking. I thought I was done with that old rhetoric.

  Right, so I`m not in paradise. Where am I?

  Using my intelligence, I highly suspect that I am in a different place. Yes, very different.

  I am confident in the fact that I am dead; the paradise the raven spoke of was just some tale. I always knew that winged animals were untrustworthy. I like to think that they can say anything without consequence, because what can anyone do to them? They`d fly away before you could reach them!

  My head hurts from thinking about all that.

  I go back to eating my grass.

  I stop mid-munch to think more because I now realize that I have never been this intelligent. If I had started to think like this when I was in my better form, I would`ve seen through the lie. Maybe I could`ve made a smart play and rearranged the food chain to stop that raven from telling lies for good.

  Wait, I need to eat grass, so I do.

  I munch. The others are doing the same. I like to think that I`m the only one with intelligent thoughts in my head. They all look brainless.

  I stop eating. The others continue, showing another reason as to why I seem to be the only one with an ounce of productivity.

  Anyway, I`m thinking up two possibilities: I was always this intelligent, or I gained this new form`s intelligence.

  The second one seems very farfetched. This bull had shorter horns; hence, according to the laws of this world, my intelligence must`ve always been like this.

  My head hurts now. I pick at the grass; I don`t want to look stagnant. I don`t want to do a mindless activity for too long, or I would be just like them, munching, munching, and munching.

  Will the low intelligence of this bull corrupt me? It doesn`t seem like it. I still feel the same.

  So I must have always been this intelligent. Got it.

  This doesn`t really explain everything. I`m dead, right? Just alive in the afterlife—that`s what that guy meant, right?

  I want to eat grass and not think, but I`ll look like I am giving up.

  The sun looks like it`s going down. Do I just sleep on this?

  Is this a dream?

  I need to rest this special brain of mine.

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